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• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• I Like Being Killed
• I put away childish things, like myself
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• like a flower with a fool's face I open myself
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
• Being alone
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• Steps To Being a Webmaster
• Single Being
• The secrets of being a good drug dealer
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Not verifying information
• Why I Hate Being Alive
• What I have learned from being fired
• As You Like It II.iii
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• If you would like to contact DMan
• Time is like a solvent
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't like my smile
• As You Like It III.ii
• Breasts, unbound, moving like oiled balloons
• Your bitter victory cuts like a knife
• It is well oiled, you will click into it like a happy cog
• Looks Like Rain
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky
• What is it like to menstruate?
• We like to stay up late at night
• How to eat a banana like a chimp
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Like phantoms, wandering and secretly appalled
• Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• serendipity, or something like it
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• I like my breasts the way they are
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Driving Myself Crazy
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Not Myself
• I caught myself
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• The Importance of Being Earnest: Act II
• Being average is rare
• Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
• On being a tourist in America
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Why do women like motorbikes?
• literature like acorns
• It all fits together like a jigsaw
• Do you like me?
• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• But I Like You
• Feel Like A Stranger
• Some Like It Hot
• The streets are old and dirty and old and I like them
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• Works like the train toilet
• Work like you don't need the money
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity
• Our relationship is like a crime scene
• Those two people like it, and they're shagging
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Walk like a duck
• Like a really good sex
• With him it was always like
• Gloss over the losses, like they're an old pair of lips
• Like a distant star, on the horizon
• John McCain is like Popeye the Sailor-Man, which makes Olive Oyl his battered wife
• Girls like assholes
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Talking to Myself
• I make tiny hopeful promises to myself
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• Beings of pure energy
• you being in love
• It's nice being in shape
• Why I hate being single
• On being a staunch monarchist
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being in love
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Why I Like the Soviet National Anthem
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Sweating like a whore in church
• Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
• Why I like mp3s
• Reasons I like pornography
• Like 'a Day
• Like a Hard Rain
• like perfume
• A Smart Kid Like You
• Playing guitar is like kissing
• ghost like casper
• e2 is like having a conversation with yourself
• Like dissolves like
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I would like to buy you a drink
• Walking down the street at night, buzzing like a transformer
• In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• A face like a slapped arse
• blue like an arrow, deep and true
• railed like a red coal train
• Nobody Likes a Bogan
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I wanna burn with you like coal smoke sunsets over fields of eels
• Fireflies are like stars on Earth
• What a Treatment Center is Like
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• Why I like E2
• Song Of Myself
• On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
• A letter to myself
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• Being There
• being a kid was great
• she being Brand
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
• How to cure being ticklish
• Being betrayed by one's own body
• She is afraid of not being shy
• on being subject(ed) to a created, beautiful universe. in brief.
• Talking about love is like dancing about architecture
• Driven Like the Snow
• As You Like It
• As You Like It II.iv
• I like cheese
• T.A.Z.: Communique #5: "Intellectual S/M Is the Fascism of the Eighties--The Avant-Garde Eats Shit and Likes It,"
• Fold Your Hands Child, You Walk Like a Peasant
• My aunt doesn't like them
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• What did Jesus look like?
• What jail is like
• Built like a brick shithouse
• love like an antique roadshow
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• I like my job
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• The Earth is blue like an orange
• You tasted like a gumdrop, lemon lime
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Party like it's the end of the world
• Republican Like Me
• Almost Like a Whale?
• Usage of the word like
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger

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