Findings:
- I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- You know you're blacked out when...
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- the birds seem to know what we're up to out here.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
- Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- Somewhere Out There
- Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Somewhere, there's a universe with your name on it, spelled out in consecutive constellations
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- They only come out at night
- There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- I know more when I'm alone
- To Here Knows When
- Is There Something About Bangkok I Should Maybe Know About?
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
- When glided in Porphyria
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- We journal only when we hurt
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
- Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
- When Employers Come A-Courtin'
- when the time comes
- Bend over, here it comes again
- I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- Here and There
- She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
- if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- Somewhere there is one who remembers.
- There is no such thing as a love story
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- There but for the grace of God go I
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- How to assassinate a third world despot with only a butt plug and a litre of raspberry coulis
- All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
- untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
- I'm gonna make you come tonight
- come out roll
- the first casualty when war comes is the truth
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- I'm a stranger here myself
- There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
- Somewhere north of Houston, there is a short smelly man that I don't care for
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- But I'm a Cheerleader
- I'm straight, but you might be the one
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- But life is hard when the written word is your first language
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- It's only love: at the end of the day, there are still thunderstorms and sunsets
- but you should be right here, right next to me
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- If you only smoke when you drink, you probably shouldn't drink kiroro
- Your bed is no longer here, but the windows are
- Here Comes Your Man
- Here comes the rain again
- My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
- Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- You know there's so many people living in this house
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- but the fruitsellers are there every day
- When it all comes together
- ... And Out Come the Wolves
- Anathema comes ever to mind when thinking of you.
- Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
- How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
- When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm Only Sleeping
- Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
- You know you're a geek when...
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- I only dance when my feet are on fire
- Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
- What to do when your husband comes home
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- somewhere, when I realize who I am
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- What story there awaits its end?
- When you know things are just not meant to be
- underneath my clothes; there's a story for you
- you're the only one who doesn't know
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- The light is red, but there is a green arrow
- The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
- We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- I came out here to remember it all
- It's too crowded out here
- It's dark and scary out there. The night can avenge itself.
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- What story down there awaits its end?
- Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
- A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- There is only one electron
- There were only twelve raindrops, she counted them on the windshield under heavy soft skies
- There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- I love it when a plan comes together
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- Here Comes the Sun
- just come out of the ship talking to the most blonde
- When the great recorder comes
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- I'm Still Here
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- That's my story and I'm stickin' to it
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- Yeah, I know I'm dead;
- It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
- There is only ONE God
- Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- There Will Come Soft Rains
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
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