• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Violins can't help it
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• I've fallen and I can't get up!
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• The Girl Can't Help It
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I know I am but summer to your heart,
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Many Overlooked Mother Board Tweaks that really help.
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Ways to know how stupid you are really
• But what are they really thinking?
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Libertarianism sounds good on paper, but is it really?
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• How do I know if I really like coffee?
• Sexist jokes
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• I know. I can't remember.
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• i know you are but what am i
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I can't stop torturing myself
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• What you really need to know about Everything
• beautiful & sad but i know you already
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Not really by the rules, but...
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I really really scared myself this evening
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Tell your kids things that they shouldn't know about
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• I cannot help but think in scenes and paint in memories
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• I am too birdlike to really know peace
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• All I really need to know I learned on the Internet
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• Need To Know
• Now you know
• What Do You Know, Deutschland?
• I Know A Song That Will Annoy You
• I don't know what to do with you
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• Kids that age think they know it all
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• What to know before you invest in stocks
• Asking questions I already know the answers to (and the consequences of same)
• Pop Songs Your New Boyfriend's Too Stupid to Know About
• you know me (user)
• watching everyone you know die
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• You can stand tall enough to cast a shadow, and you know this
• no 1 knows (user)
• He don't know
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• How much does Milliways really cost?
• Really Bad Compression
• These Golden Years are really tarnished
• The eventful funeral of Scooby Andreou
• really? (user)
• You shouldn't use an egg to smash a stone
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• laze but (user)
• Sane but Overwhelmed (user)
• No Snakes, but We've Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• Butt Science Direct (user)
• fascinating, but stupid
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• If you can't beat them, join them
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• If you can't hit the net hit the ref
• I can't find her in this house of dust and bones
• prolapse is nothing a pair of scissors can't fix
• Life is a ballet, and I can't stop doing the Mashed Potato
• Please help us recover your nodes by linking their titles below
• How the United States helped Saddam Hussein
• How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
• Piracy helps software companies
• Help the Aged

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