• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Real Me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• Thursdays were created to torture me
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Basking in your warmth, I failed to notice that you were keeping me on the back burner
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• We No Longer Knew Who We Were
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• There is no real me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Shrug (Because of Me and You)
• Because to me that's suicide self-murder
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Mistakes we knew we were making
• Pity me not because the light of day
• You were always so good to me
• Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• Scheisse! The Real German You Were Never Taught in School
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• the real me
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Listen to me!
• If the real world were like the internet
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• It's important for me to remember these things
• Make Me Mommy
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Could you have danced with me?
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Tell me a story
• Give me tonight
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Convince me to become a Pilot
• Super Size Me
• There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
• Leigh me (user)
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Me, a lantern in your lighthouse, my keeper
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Bitch set me up!
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• thats me (user)
• simply me (user)
• a subtle flavor of me hiding
• Mom Needs Me For the Silliest Things
• Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trent.
• I used to let a fat girl cuddle with me
• let me speak (user)
• Rock Me, Sexy Jesus
• You can't fire me, I quit.
• Please God, make me a stone.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• real
• Real Reality
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• Campaign for Real Hallowe'en
• Celebrities' real names
• My real life, burst into the proper colors
• Virtualism and the Real
• The Real Time Streaming Protocol
• Estate las real Vegas (user)
• Facebook destroys real relationships
• Gullet and I are standing in the kitchen because that's what we do.
• i dont talk like this in real life
• The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Stolen Items Were Eyeballs, Not Lobsters
• I knew she wasn't faking
• When you were my baby
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• We were both scared of the dark
• me
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• Only her big toes were painted
• Big Me
• Are you thinking what we're thinking?
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• I Wish You Were Here
• And the Hippos were Boiled in their Tanks
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• If memory serves me right
• Tandem impetravi ut egomet me corrumperem
• offend me
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You'll Find Me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Blow me down!
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Bicycle wrecks are good for me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Did you once stand before me without shame?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• me!!!!!!!! (user)
• Let Me Sing Your Blues Away
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• call me a poet
• She loved me for my maths
• Let the Mermaids Flirt with Me
• me mate dave (user)
• I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Dreamed Me a Dream Last Night
• Would you tell me if it was true?
• eat me 2000 (user)
• Things video games have taught me
• confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
• she, he, and me
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Dance Me to the End of Love
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• for me to smell a garden without trying
• Let me not to the marriage of true minds /Admit impediments
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• who me (user)
• Lie to Me
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• please let me in (user)
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Alone For Me
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• tell me a story about sandcastles
• Real World Records
• real life raygun
• Bill Gates' real net worth
• Everything on the Real World like lab rats on Pez
• l is real 2041
• Are you a REAL American?
• Real Ultimate Power and Self-Actualization - A Teenager's Perspective
• Converting real numbers to binary
• So my dreams are more than real
• Chipirones en su tinta

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