That's right!

ANY BREAKFAST
BAGEL SANDWICH
INSTANT
WIN-FOOD!

STAMP 313
EXPIRES 10/27/00
SEE RULES

Wow! I never win anything! I'll have to buy lots more food there because, with McDonald's, I'm a winner!
Anybody else notice the underlined D in FOOD? That's what the game piece shows. I wonder why it's underlined.

McDonald's has had oodles of success with their Monopoly Sweepstakes and other food lotteries, in which people can "INSTANT WIN-FOOD!" as well as potentially valuable prizes, like a car, or something. But, of course, the winners of anything worth more than $0.99 are actually clones created by McDonald's Inc. The prizes are reassimilated into the corporation and given out as bonuses to high level executives upon the termination and recycling of the clones.

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