• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• Let's just turn the mainstream public into burbling idiots
• That's not ironic; that's just bloody stupid
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Blind faith in Science is just as bad as blind faith in Religion
• If we fall behind, just change the color.
• It's just the way that he walks
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• We Just Disagree
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The publisher is just the middleman
• I just wanna rock and never stop
• Gills just barely wet
• You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
• I was just a supporting character in your fairy tale
• Just me#1 (user)
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• the stars were falling just for him
• The one my father never met
• The Young Boys Who Met Trolls in Hedal Forest
• We met to discuss homework
• It's so crazy it just might work
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• when the wind is blowing just right
• Just before you make that next move...
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• he just died
• just hold me, and let me weep
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Just Add Water (user)
• Now and just this moment, as is, in the present. Yes.
• Just Another Night at the Frat House
• Just another moment lost in eternity
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Rage, rage at the dying of just another day
• Let's get just one thing straight
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• I'm just sayin'
• landed just a little south of Moline
• you just might be evil
• I'm no saviour. I'm just a nut with a baseball bat.
• a poem for a boy before I met him
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• To the world you're just one person
• just a life-support system for a penis
• Just give him the damned fish
• And yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• She just looks at me
• It hurts just to watch it go by
• Just to see what it would be like
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• The floor is just a giant shelf
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• just free (user)
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• The second hand is stopped just after the four, twitching periodically. Outside, a cold rain.
• When I first met you
• How I met my Mother in Law
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• Just because it happened to you
• just a guy (user)
• This Song's Just Six Words Long
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• "Darn it all, and just after I sprayed the whole castle with FLIT!"
• Today, just for once
• I smile just because you exist
• I should just check myself into the morgue now and save myself that messy middle step.
• The Just
• It's Not Better - Just Different
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Just beyond the shadows of depression
• It was just a crush
• Just kiss her
• I just shot John Lennon
• Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• How Much for just the Planet?
• Some Niggers Never Die, They Just Smell that Way
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• MET/CAL
• Sexecutioner (user)
• Just a Minute
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Yet another vegetarian meal that isn't just brown gack
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• If you're so good at this sport, why are you just an announcer?
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Have you ever made a just man?
• I just shook Bill Clinton's hand
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• Mob mentality: The good, the bad, and the just plain silly
• I'm Just Me (user)
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• I'm just here for the candy
• just think (user)
• Relax, it's just a daylog.
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• You just don't get it
• Just Gellen (user)
• The night I met Satan
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• it's just as true as the news
• Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
• just intonation
• Lovely, just lovely
• Good thing they were just typewriters
• Just Swing It (user)
• just to have some human contact
• Why not just kill yourself?
• Ted, Just Admit It
• Standardbred
• Just Let Me Breathe
• Just Add Monsters
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Just another day
• When Harry Met Sally
• 1986 New York Mets
• Thrave Met (user)
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Comics are not just for children
• it's just one of those nights..
• I just want to fix all the broken little humans
• Just what are we paying for with the 'handling' charge?
• A Just Ocean
• I just had this thought of summer past
• People just expect things from me
• Just Say Know
• Just how is this arousing?
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• Just enough to catch a whiff of dying roses
• Freedom is just another word for nothing left to lose
• Just us, my flame and I
• It's just a goddamned piece of paper.
• I Just Want To See The Boy Happy
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• The fire wagons kept coming, the snipers just wouldn't let 'em put it out
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• Are you okay? ...Yeah. Just tired.
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• A rambling letter to the girl I met years ago
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• BDSM - Not Just Kinky Sex
• DEA arrests just about everybody
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• The Just Another Toy theory of computing
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• just silent interception
• Not just another wildflower
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• I just wanted to see it again. Only bigger.
• Just Carl (user)
• Just Fifteen More Minutes, Honest... (e2poll)
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept

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