• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• The stone that told me
• dedicated to someone who told me--you are my sleep
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• boss i wish you had told me
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• Lies my physicists told me
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• As if it were the arm of someone who'd pulled me back from speeding traffic.
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• What the dust told me
• She told me to say that
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• Someone please kill me
• If you told me this never happened
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Someone to Watch over Me
• Tell him, she told me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• Halfway buried, lend me a hand
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• A crow shook down on me
• Send me downstream
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Give me a cookie!
• Anna and her Mother: spinning me in circles
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• byte me
• The cops and me
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• Riddle Me This, Batman
• What you do to me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• The Traveling Me (user)
• Blog me, baby (e2poll)
• your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
• i gave her my heart. she gave me a pen.
• Sweet Dreams (You & Me)
• let me speak please (user)
• he calls me monster
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• leave me alone
• You Heard Me
• leave it to me to live out a lie
• I was me before being me was cool.
• Me, on a stage, fighting
• From Ignorance, Lead Me To Truth
• Tell me a story about bunnies
• Dating someone who cheats on you
• How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
• You deserve someone special in your life
• Tearing down someone else's sweat lodge
• Someone is insane in the state of Denmark
• You Can't Build a Mental Picture of Someone You're in Love With
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• 21 Jump Street
• jump cut
• spin jump
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• That's me inside your head
• Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• You'll Find Me
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Adore me
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Talk to me
• Feed Me Weird Things
• Don't Blame Me
• Nobody Loves Me
• Tell me something dangerous and true
• when strangers tell me to smile
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• where are you taking me : templeton 2
• OBAFGKM
• Don't leave me alone
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• The whole world is lying to me
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• It's me (user)
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• loving me (user)
• skinny me (user)
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Before you, there was me
• it's just me (user)
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• list of things
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• give me your most honest smile
• Experience tells me not to try
• Tickle Me Emo
• electric you, electric me
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Write me well.
• 3D cinematography - not for me
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• I hope there is someone in your life to tell you how beautiful you are
• Reading Someone's Diary
• the proper way to greet someone in Korea
• The Physical Impossibility of Death - in the Mind of Someone Living
• somewhere, someone is printing copies of our nodes and binding them in an enormous book
• Stories your parents told you as a kid
• tales told by unlit roads
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• Go Jump in the Pool!
• Quincy, M.E.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Let Me Entertain You
• Peel me a grape
• Tell me a story about elephants
• stop picking on me
• Don't call me white
• Computers are holding me hostage
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Do you think you could love me now?
• The muffins are talking to me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• I thought you loved me
• Call Me Persephone
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• Though you can tell me
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Next time you leave me
• Growing older makes me depressed
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Same birthday as me
• People just expect things from me
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• please forgive me (user)
• Remembering you and me
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• That which does not kill me...
• Make me care
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• Ride with me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Touch Me You Fool

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