Findings:

• i always want to feel that pieces of her mind are with me.
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• They want me for a focus group!
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• February wants me dead
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• She only wants me for tech support
• I want you inside me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• what I want and what is expected of me
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• I Want You to Want Me
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• She only wants me for sex
• I want your hands on me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Women want me when I'm taken
• You say you want to help me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Let me dream if I want to
• They Don't Want Me
• I wanted you to want me
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You know you want me, baby!
• How Do You Want Me?
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• You're not the boss of me
• There is something you don’t want to say
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Feigning smiles for me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Fuck me
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• customers don't trust me
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Holidays that matter to me
• Lean on Me
• Give Me A Home and Away
• Call me Fish Meal
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Do you like me?
• She Loves Me
• Why tell me that?
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Angry Man is Following Me
• My Thermos talks to me
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• You tell me this is God?
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• Screw the Roses, Send Me the Thorns
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Tell me again why it is that I love
• My heart is a still and my blood is whiskey. Take a shot of me beneath the moon.
• Canta per me
• A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
• Could you have danced with me?
• Did You Save One Of Me?
• Tell me a story
• O tell me the truth about love
• Her photography captured little beautifuls and me
• Me and Will
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
• Color Me Badd
• Me Hearties (user)
• all your faults in me
• Tell me a story about clouds
• Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
• Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of Life
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• You had me at midnight wine and mascara. Light a candle now
• chase me avalyn1 (user)
• And it makes me wonder
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• hurt me more (user)
• Are You There God? It's Me, Robbie.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Never Let Me Go
• Tell Me a Story; the Catbox Story Archive
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Dean teh Humphries (user)
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• I want to create a mystery like that
• Why I want to have children
• All I want for Christmas is to be cooled
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I want my Reality TV
• Want (the state of not having her)
• Waste not, want not
• wants 2know (user)
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• YouTube if you want to
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• Cut me a switch, boy!
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• you make me think of death
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• stop calling me
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• To the man who keeps happening to me
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• treat me like a woman
• Submit to me, you evil fly!
• tell me the truth
• Flying scares the crap out of me
• Tell me another lie
• Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• music fled above me
• always with me
• She told me to say that
• It's not me, it's you
• the me (user)
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Put me under
• Customizing the OEM information in Windows9x/ME
• Two condoms, she makes me wear
• I've already paid $9; why are you showing me commercials?
• read to me
• Bring Me the Head of Prince Charming
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• I My Me! Strawberry Eggs
• She's telling me this story, and it's creeping me out a little
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I don't mind if you forget me
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• Some people call me a drama queen
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• returning to the scenes of your crimes (against me)
• if you are going to steal from me, at least steal something of value
• nobody will let me start a country
• a new me (user)
• This sea is killing me
• Lie With Me
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• She is still undoing me.

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