• what I want and what is expected of me
• She only wants me for sex
• I want your hands on me
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Women want me when I'm taken
• You say you want to help me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• They Don't Want Me
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Let me dream if I want to
• I wanted you to want me
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You know you want me, baby!
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• How Do You Want Me?
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• They want me for a focus group!
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• February wants me dead
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I want you inside me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• She only wants me for tech support
• I Want You to Want Me
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Please please please let me get what I want
• The whole world is lying to me
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• One minute, let me iron my shoelaces
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• It's me (user)
• O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
• William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• loving me (user)
• skinny me (user)
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Before you, there was me
• it's just me (user)
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• list of things
• I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
• give me your most honest smile
• Experience tells me not to try
• Tickle Me Emo
• electric you, electric me
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• Write me well.
• 3D cinematography - not for me
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• She tells me she drives a truck.
• How to get a Ph.D.
• I hate myself and want to die
• I Want You (She's So Heavy)
• you never want to eat somewhere you work
• Why I want a tattoo
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• FBI's Ten Most Wanted Fugitives
• Kanshiro Wants a Wife
• The girl wants something harder
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• Do you still want your first universe?
• we do not give what we want to take
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• Quincy, M.E.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Let Me Entertain You
• Peel me a grape
• Tell me a story about elephants
• stop picking on me
• Don't call me white
• Computers are holding me hostage
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Do you think you could love me now?
• The muffins are talking to me
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• I thought you loved me
• Call Me Persephone
• The meatless burgers my mother invented specifically for me
• Though you can tell me
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• Next time you leave me
• Growing older makes me depressed
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Same birthday as me
• People just expect things from me
• Tell me where is Fancy bred?
• please forgive me (user)
• Remembering you and me
• This is not me, doing this to you. I know it's wrong.
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• I try not to eat the bullshit they feed me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• Ride with me
• To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
• Touch Me You Fool
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Meet Me in St. Louis
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Je te tiens, tu me tiens, par la barbichette
• Show Me Love
• Me and Lukey
• bite me 2000 (user)
• This is me, I said, and then I talked for hours
• MET ME IN THE TRAP (user)
• in a quiet room streaming words for me
• Cry me a river
• E2 egged me on
• The me I hope to become
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• You died for me
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Spanish Boots of Spanish Leather are Haunting Me
• This Is Me Smiling
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Have One On Me
• She saved me from Hylas' fate
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• If your wish be to close me
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• What I want from life
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't want to see her
• Want to be a werewolf
• Yeah I want to touch that infinitely smooth surface
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• I Want to Live
• No one can know what you want unless you tell them
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Mikkel Wants to Taste Horse Meat
• Life is an ocean. We wanted to swim.
• Want to die (user)
• God Wants You Dead
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Wanted: Graphic designers (document)
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Give me a break!
• Please help me!
• Follow Me 'Ome
• "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
• You charm'd me not with that fair face
• When your presents give me hives
• Noli me tangere
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I know they are watching me
• Don't call me Asian

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