• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I feel like I'm being watched
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm always breathless when you call
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• When I'm out of sorts I look at the calender. There's usually something good on the horizon.
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• I walk around when I'm high
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• When each had their own personal anthem
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm The Man
• I'm the Bad Guy
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• I'm not Greg
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• It's late, and I'm tired
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• I'm the Juggernaut, Bitch!
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• "I'm sure your song is beautiful," she laughed
• I'm sure gonna miss those brain cells
• I liked their early stuff
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm Still Here
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• I.M. Ischa Meijer.In Margine. In Memorian.
• I'm No Fool
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I'm Bob the Builder, in my tractor
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• I'm not drinking any more
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm with stupid
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I'm The Pumpkin King (user)
• I'm a
• I suggest you dance. If you need a reason, I'm sorry.
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• I don't need to read, I'm a writer
• I'm looking for a friend
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm letting you go
• I'm No Angel
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm not talking about
• I'm Looking Through You
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm Sas (user)
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• I'm running away to Alaska
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Though really, I'm waiting for you.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'm Gay, not dead!
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• The crumpled hope of a less enlightened age
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• I'm a little sex pot
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• Life's a Bitch and I'm Her Pimp
• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• im not mikey (user)
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm on a diet!
• Dammit, I'm mad

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