Findings:

• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• I have no output and I must scream
• It must have fixed itself!
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have no money and I must pay
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• It must have rained or something
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• I must have called a thousand times
• Ghosts must have done it!
• how many lines of code have you written?
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• all living things must above all else have hope
• Articles every Everything must have
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• I must have three heads
• I have no browser and I must node!
• They must have faces
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• My cat does not naturally crave twenty pound ocean fish
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I crave it like well water, pulled up from the deep
• Demand Hope. Crave Adventure. Promise Thunder.
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• How the mighty have fallen
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• it's good to have a moose
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Have I Got News for You
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
• Sex with a chicken
• I have this delusion
• I don't have a television set
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Lord, have mercy
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Questions I have had today
• Animals people have sex with
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have lots of gay friends
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• Let's all have an orgy!
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I have a friend
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself

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