• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Stories I Have Tried to Write
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Have you tried rebooting?
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• let's run away together and have an adventure
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• Suppose I try to tell you the secrets of this house, and them that live here
• When We Try Talking
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Baptist jokes
• Have a buck
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Animals people have sex with
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• I have a bad feeling about this
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have no memory of my Mother
• You have the right to ask
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I have Gaelic
• Pigs have good noses
• Dude, you have a white spot
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Try not to look into my eyes
• Poco tries to make a delivery
• don't try to find words
• i try to end with a question. i try not to be too serious.
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I have too many clothes
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• All cats have nine tails
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• the dreams that should have died
• painting stars that have come to be
• Have a Safe Flight
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Great holes secretly are digged where earth's pores ought to suffice, and things have learnt to walk that ought to crawl.
• Give it the old college try
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Let them have Festivas
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• Why I have tinnitus
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• The snow is the first distinct memory I have
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• Kids have no concept of time
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Penis for a day
• Astro City #5
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• The Monkeys Have Trouble
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• some girls try too hard
• I try not to think about it
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I have no faith in your God
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Does the Universe have granularity?
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• I Have a Rendezvous with Death
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• I have memories of the sky
• Always have a backup
• They Have a Word for It
• Computers have no sense of time
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• They could have saved Kevin
• Ghosts I have known
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• What I have learned from being fired
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• How long have you been in love with her?
• Heart, have no pity
• Would you like to try a sample?
• Laura Tries Calculus
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• you have perfect teeth
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• They must have faces
• Could I Have Been?
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Words Have No Meaning
• Using a command line
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I feel I have committed murder
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot

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