Findings:

• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Take a leak
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• We have designed a circuit that takes risks
• It takes the profit from 22 towels to pay for one package of copier paper
• Take a Thief
• Take This to Your Grave
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• Powergirl takes it off
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Why we have two ears
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Some flies have all the luck
• I seem to have lost the ability to "live"
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Why drinking fountains have 2 holes
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I didn't always have this cool job
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Houston, we have a problem
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• Scorpions have won evolution
• have a cigar
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Take the Drink
• Take off, eh
• Taking your fiance's last name
• take a slash
• Take an object. Do something to it. Do something else to it.
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• Take the bull by the horns
• Death rarely takes in comic books
• At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• Come on Take Me for a Ride
• but don't take my word for it
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Till We Have Faces
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I have spent all night paging you
• The A I shouldn't have gotten
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Sometimes you have to dance with a watermelon
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• They have taken enough
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• You have to keep loving
• Does Molly Weasley have to choke a bitch?
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Why do children have to die?
• You and I have power supplies
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Can I have your autograph? (category)
• These papers do not show what I have done
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• coolant leak
• Take the Skinheads Bowling
• Give 'em an inch and they'll take a yard
• Why I Take This New Age Nonsense Seriously
• take two and dance
• Take it from me
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• Sheila Take A Bow
• Take the edge off
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The Sometime Pilot Takes The Checkride
• I think maybe someday I will take off my feathers
• Have Blue (user)
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• I have a dream
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• I have this delusion
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• I have a good rapport with animals
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Have you eaten (rice) yet?
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• Gifts we already have
• What have you done for me lately?
• I have crossed the final threshold
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• We have standards AND pants
• Have Your Say
• I have just been shot
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• he would have laughed
• Taking things at surface value
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Big Dogs In Pink Mumus Take Turns With Silly Sisters Of Ferrets, K?
• Take these shackles off my feet so I can dance
• Take the world by storm
• Giving a cat oral medication
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Reasons you should take up bass guitar
• He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
• Take the old road
• You are spinning with the stars and I take your hand across miles
• Man takes drink. Drink takes drink. Drink takes man.
• An internet big enough to give you everything you want to read is an internet big enough to take from you everything you want to read
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• I have a tricorn hat
• I must have three heads
• Let's all have an orgy!
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• You seek not what you have found
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• If You Have to Ask
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• The choice you have to make
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• I have not yet begun to fight

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