Findings:

• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Know your pets
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• Kids have no concept of time
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Let them have Festivas
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• I have never
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I have a good rapport with animals
• Have you come here to play Jesus?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Have you eaten (rice) yet?
• Woman's Gotta Have It
• Gifts we already have
• What have you done for me lately?
• I have crossed the final threshold
• The hot girls from cold countries have scars you're not supposed to see
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Balloons whose strings have slipped from unclutched hands
• We have standards AND pants
• Have Your Say
• I have just been shot
• I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• Have you argued for a false truth?
• Our calendars have no meaning
• Honey, I Shrunk the Kids
• Wild and Crazy Kids
• kid sister encryption
• Nemesis Kid
• Kid Gavilan
• Kid Chocolate
• The kid's guide to science projects
• Screw diapers, your kids are gonna need tire swings and bananas, Monkey Boy
• our kid
• Drugs are only for cool kids
• The best teacher I ever had
• Best Seller List
• The sword fight scene in The Princess Bride
• A Boy's Best Friend
• My gay best friend
• The Best of Don McLean
• Charles Best
• J.T. Best (user)
• The Best of 2600: A Hacker Odyssey
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• I have no faith in your God
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• If You Have to Ask
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• The choice you have to make
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• I have not yet begun to fight
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
• Polish political parties
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• The end is near. Have your cameras ready.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
• However, we have birds and wonderful green trees and rain.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• New Kids on the Block
• Kid Pix
• Please don't bring your kids
• kid absynth (user)
• Sky Kid
• Kid Stardust
• Fisherman Jim's Kids
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• kid slugger (user)
• cool kid (user)
• best users (usergroup)
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• The Next Best Thing
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
• Best Practices in Literacy Instruction
• Best college admission essays
• Noders in love: Marrying my best friend
• our best kisses are always at earthquakes and impacts
• The Best American Comics 2006
• The best place to live
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• Madmen have a world all their own
• Art has an actual purpose
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• So you don't have to
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• How to have an out of body experience
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Where have all the poets gone?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• if you have had your midnights
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• White Pride For Kids
• Kids are cool
• Kid 606
• A Smart Kid Like You
• Invisible Kid I
• Picking blackberries with my kids
• Wall Street Kid
• The Punk Meets the Godfather, Part One: Do My Converse look okay? And other preconceptions by a hippie kid
• Fat kids always win at see-saw
• cola kid (user)
• the kool kid (user)
• Okay, kids, should we make Fido sleep in the basement with Balphegor the Tyrannical?
• Milwaukee's Best
• Some of my best friends are
• Tokyo's Best Stuff
• My best dead friend
• Sex with your best friend
• The Best and the Brightest
• Once I hit my best friend with a hammer
• The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

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