Findings:
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- we can all just be around other people
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- Hot pursuit
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
- Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- J. keeps saying, You understand. I keep thinking, I have found you.
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- every partial order can be extended to a total order
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- Time is like a solvent
- I'd like some dreams too
- Something I Can Never Have
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- I want to be the air around you.
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
- she can't remember what it's like to be found
- If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- The five people you must have in your life at all times
- pretend to be an idiot all the time
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- There can be only one
- trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
- You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- You have to be in hell to see heaven
- There'll be plenty of time later to leave things unsaid
- Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
- Can you spare some change?
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- Be all that you can be
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
- Daylight Saving Time should be ended
- Necronomicon: Of Ye Times And Ye Seasons To Be Observed
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Why do we persist in thinking of time as cyclical?
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- murder can be fun
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Can real love survive over time
- some summers they drop like flies
- Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
- it went like this, as near as anybody can tell
- Any song can be a love song
- Please sir, may I have some more?
- Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
- Mind without body
- Foods which can be eaten raw
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
- It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- I would like to have emotions
- Why procrastination can be productive
- Some teachers shouldn't be allowed to teach
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- They be killin' some hog over thar'.....
- Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and start slitting throats
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- Be the baddest bad girl you can be
- Be a model or just look like one
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- When you know things are just meant to be
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
- Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, everything looks like a hardware catalog
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- September has such a feeling
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- You and I and half the book's audience also have penises
- When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
- Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
- I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
- Take a melody, simple as can be
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Can I have a light?
- like you're blind but still can see
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- Some flies have all the luck
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Everything that can be invented has been invented
- Have we done enough to be saved?
- A dying playground can be Eden
- Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- times like those
- The notion that nature can be calculated inevitably leads to the conclusion that humans too can be reduced to basic mechanical parts
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
- Everything seems to be up in the air at this time.
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- you have to be close to catch it
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- painting stars that have come to be
- You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
- A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
- I could use some new habits, like holding you
- hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
- I know what it's like to be dead
- The X that can be Y is not the true X
- No one can be totally logical
- In the maze of my mind, some paths cannot be backtracked
- Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- What can be better than that?
- The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
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