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• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• you have ghosts. where are they? are they so deep that the light cannot reach them? is there any such place?
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I'll be happier when the rain stops. But I know I'd be miserable if it never rained again.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Models of American Racial Discrimination
• Level 2
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• When an octopus becomes upset, it may eat itself
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• based on events that may have happened
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• seek ye not knowledge, but understanding
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When living we have need of Death
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• May I Have This Dance?
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When I hear of Schrödinger's cat I reach for my gun
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my checkbook
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• Moments when the concept of the United States of America takes form
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• AES may have been broken
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• that moment of panic when you flush the toilet but nothing goes down
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• You seek not what you have found
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Sarah Michelle Gellar may have seen my underwear
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• when all the white horses have broken free
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• The next mass extinction may have already begun.
• Do you imagine that his mind may have found its worldline, a track for it to fit into?
• May Eru have mercy on my soul
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• Writing to Reach You
• When You Reach Me
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• When that trouble fails to find us we eventually yearn for it, we seek it
• i am writing a path to my true self, for when i am lost
• When I play hide and seek, I always win
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• No, but I'll have a beer
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• I love you but I have to let you go
• You can, but you may not
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• But I have seen the sun just once
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• When I have female children
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• it won't kill you to breathe it in, but it may change you, years from now
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I may or may not have been naked
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You, standing
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Stoned music memories
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• AIDS quilt
• AIDS and the Bubonic Plague
• Foreign aid to Africa
• It looks like you're writing an anarchist manifesto…
• Bliss this (user)

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