• A letter to those who have impressed me
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Have One On Me
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• What have you done for me lately?
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Dogs that have owned me
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Could you have danced with me?
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• You have no power over me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• It could have been me
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Take Me Down to the Infirmary
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Now open your eyes and tell me what you saw
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• You can see right through me
• I've got the music in me
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• Can you hear me knocking?
• bite me 2000 (user)
• confide to me your first weird feeling of Tokyo
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Desire Me (user)
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Notice Me
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• I have lots of gay friends
• Office me
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• The day he gave me a lift
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• How should admins node? Let me count the ways (e2poll)
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• There is more of me than you imagine
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• x-ray specs
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Sex in a small car
• Dead people I have known
• Can I have a light?
• Actors who have played Hitler
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• a dream you did not have
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Give me a break!
• You may call me R.J., you may call me Ray
• Me! (user)
• Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
• what my parents taught me
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• you lied to me
• Jenny Kiss'd Me
• Oven potatoes made me happy
• Be gentle with me
• Turn not towards me
• Catch Me If You Can
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Talk to me
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• A scent that threatened to disperse me in particles of hope
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Via con me
• me!!!!!!!! (user)
• The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get
• Mock Me
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I Know Not How It Falls on Me
• How Lars Ulrich made me quit my job at a movie theater
• Fill for me a brimming bowl
• You kissed me on the mouth; I felt your lips on mine for months afterward
• Simple words, simple dreams
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Me and the Fat Man
• byte me
• The cops and me
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• the weakest and shallowest is deathless with me
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• capture me with grace
• show me (user)
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• brought
• Tell me not here, it needs not saying
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• My dogs are killing me
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• chase me avalyn (user)
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Now she's in my doorway, accusing me with her soft breasts and long legs, strong hips.
• Yes! We have no bananas!
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• hurt me more (user)
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Make Me Bad
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Why Do You Love Me?
• mirna is me (user)
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• People want what they cannot have
• For God's sake, just have another election
• The screen where you have to press reset
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• Type A blood
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• spec script
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you

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