• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Trying to stomp the life out of false hope
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• Stoned music memories
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• You have your work cut out for you
• My zen life with coffee
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• Searching for signs of life in the bottom of a cup of cold coffee
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• How to have an out of body experience
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I bottled out of the e2 picnic fearing for my life!
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• No one gets out of this life alive
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• Out would spill a life of secrets kept
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I have become furniture in your life
• i have to get out
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Finding out you have cancer
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• Life inside out
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The coffee spoon, which klimpert in the morning at the cup.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• How to pack someone out of your life
• coffee so thick it sticks to your spoon
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• you have to wear clothes
• worse things have happened to better people
• a life in hell (user)
• Still Life with Woodpecker
• high on life
• Elixir of Life
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• Slack is a way of life
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Life as a Geek in the Army Cadets
• life sentence
• The purpose of life
• A monkey is for life, not just for Christmas
• Life does not end at high school
• Lucky the leprechaun's philosophy of life
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Life will get easier
• Our little life is rounded with a sleep
• life preserver
• Home Life in Ancient Greece
• It's a Good Life
• Life on the Jones Farm
• Carelessly their feet trod upon life, extinguishing it
• The Life of Alfred II
• Life estate
• The Best Years of Your Life
• Relay for Life -- A Nodermeet With A Difference
• This wicked life
• our website could be your life
• You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
• Signs Of Life
• Semi-Charmed Life
• This Sporting Life
• A day in the life of a baby
• Found Objects: A Life In A Travelling Circus
• Ta Yu, possession in great measure
• Measure for Measure I.iii
• Chinese measure words
• out
• coffee pot telemetry
• burn out
• Cherry Coffee Cake
• coffee machine
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Cowboy coffee
• Stauf's Coffee Roasters
• Taking out the garbage
• chicory coffee
• garbage in, garbage out
• Eat coffee
• fan out
• Mother May I Go out to Swim
• International Wear Your Shirt Inside Out Day
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• when in doubt run it out
• Weed Out Class
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater
• I have lots of gay friends
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• Coming out of the broom closet
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Stepping Out
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• The British get freaked out by American nonchalance regarding capital punishment
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• How to scare the hell out of people using flour
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Way Out West
• Have a Honeymoon with yourself
• Tender girl sipping and planning out her future
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• Getting small animals out of the walls
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Big Day Out 2003
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• The Devil Rides Out
• The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
• Time Out Film Guide
• Only Angels Have Wings
• Girls' Night Out
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• Sex in a small car
• Dead people I have known
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• Can I have a light?
• It's been odd out in the world
• Actors who have played Hitler
• hollowed out book
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• moving out
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• Falling out of love with your best friend
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Rusty wooden spoon
• I believe you have my stapler
• let fall the sacrificial spoon
• We'll always have Paris
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• The Secret of Life
• The Four Hindu Stages of Life
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• Life expectancy of computer hardware
• ladder of life
• Milton Bradley's game of Life
• The single most terrifying experience of my life
• Why is the Earth a comfortable habitat for Life?
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• Pondering the life of a Guinea Pig
• Tuff Life Boogie
• The Life of Finn mac Cumhail 2: Finn's Youth

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