• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• I have no faith in your God
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• God, Our Father, We Adore Thee
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• I have made up a name for my disease
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• We Praise Thee, O God, Our Redeemer
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Have you ever made a just man?
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Nearer My God to Thee
• God is not dead; He is merely unemployed.
• God bless everyone. No exceptions.
• Angered Gods
• thou owest God a death
• solar god
• God loves art
• Jesus Among Other Gods: The Absolute Claims Of The Christian Message
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Front porch, what should have been said
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I may or may not have been naked
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• have an easy fast
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• I have too many clothes
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Did Adam and Eve Have Navels?
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• how many lines of code have you written?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Noises made by birds in different languages
• The greatest massively Multiplayer Online Game never made
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• how bikes are made
• Shall I Compare Thee to a Dead Portuguese Man-of-War Lying Bloated on a Polluted Beach?
• Gods
• God Mode
• Your God Is Too Small
• A Mighty Fortress Is Our God
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Yossarian is also God, if you must know
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• The knowledge of the world is the enemy of God
• God's Army
• God overrules Supreme Court verdict
• City of God Book XVI : 3
• Of Gods and Men: The rise of Hellenism
• Demonstration of God's Existence From Motion
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• Gods and Goddesses of the Fae
• God is not omnipotent
• Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
• Army of God
• The Green Eye of the Yellow God
• God prays
• Assemblies of God
• And then God laughed like Hell
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• God is an Iron
• Young Girl & Priest Discuss a Predatory God
• GOD ALnMIGHTY G0D (user)
• God is my HR Director
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• Haves and Have-Nots
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• Names have power
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Why I want to have children
• I have never felt more alive
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• consoles should have trackballs
• Kids have no concept of time
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• You have your work cut out for you
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Things video games have taught me
• She Will Have Her Way
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• Pigs have good noses
• Dude, you have a white spot
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• let's run away together and have an adventure
• Kurt Vonnegut books made into movies
• They're made out of meat
• The World Jones Made
• Forts made of chairs and blankets
• They made life together, alone in themselves
• Many made you
• the clouds are made of water
• Temple of thee Lemur
• Gloranthan Lunar Gods
• I saw god
• Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God
• Strange Gods
• What does God need with a starship?
• god help me
• God's Own Programming Language
• I believe in God
• City of God Book V : 2
• City of God Book XX : 2
• Of Gods and Men: Who Was This Man Called the Christ?
• For the love of God, I am not a female!
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• God in the Streetlight
• Time and God
• The Art of Writing Translations: Third Chapter: On the Subject of God
• Mac users are less likely to believe in God
• There By the Grace of God
• The God in Flight
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Will of God
• Is God a Dork?
• Protesting at your own God
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• great god pan
• funny oh God
• The Powers of the Gods, and how they might constructively be used.
• institutions have lives of their own

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