• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• One year, just.
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• The Ones Who Walk Away From Salemo
• I was less than one hundred footsteps away from you I suppose
• The Best Years of Your Life
• Life sucks, get a helmet
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• Life cycle of one Dragonheart puppet
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• Life. Get one. (user)
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Plan One to Throw Away
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• in this moment there is life and food for future years
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• just to have some human contact
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• New Year's Eve, spent alone in a small, grey apartment, with no one to kiss at midnight
• If you're not The One, you're just another Zero
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• To the world you're just one person
• Just a collection of ones and zeroes
• when life gives you lemons, just fill in this form
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• Hi, I couldn't help noticing that your life sucks
• As seen mouthed through one half inch of safety glass as the bus pulled away from the terminal and left a westward wafting cloud of exhaust
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Just One Of Those Days
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• The Ones Who Walk Away from Omelas
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• Watch out! This chair will suck the life force out of you
• But I have seen the sun just once
• seven years for one afternoon of blissful transgression
• If you could reset your life back 10 years, would you?
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• No one gets out of this life alive
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• You find that your life is just the mascara on your pillow
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• A monkey is for life, not just for Christmas
• just one second hold (user)
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• One Hundred Years of Solitude
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• life sucks
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• A Year and a Half in the Life of Metallica
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Something that may have changed my life...
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Have One On Me
• I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
• One Life to Live
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Sadness is just a crack in my life that I fall into, sometimes
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• An American in Tours
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Thirteen Years And One Decade Down! A Melbourne Nodermeet To Celebrate The End Of High School And The Decaversary Of Everything2 (Bring A Hat)
• Words that only have one context
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• Life sucks, then you die
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• A year in the life of Australia
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• Just one more
• On Being the one who goes away
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• Let's get just one thing straight
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• For God's sake, just have another election
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• I have just been shot
• Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have one whole anus
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Reevaluating One's Life in a Nondescript Exit Town
• They just kind of went away
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Wash Away Those Years
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• Stoned music memories
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• One year old
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• The one that got away
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• One life
• The Life and Times, part one.
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• One step closer to life
• we just can't give 'em away!
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• A year in the life of a plastic tree
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• A Year at the Movies: One Man's Filmgoing Odyssey
• A Widow for One Year
• IPO, company parking lot one year later
• Men suck, right? Men are just plain clueless, isn't that so?
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• Forgetting his life away
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Batman: Year One

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