Findings:

• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• if you have had your midnights
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• kidney failure
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Questions I have had today
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I have had enough of Survivor
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• We have had enough of your beige
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• failure
• power failure
• heart failure
• failure mode
• Single Point Of Failure
• catastrophic failure
• system failure
• respiratory failure
• General Failure
• Failure to Elucidate
• Mean Time Between Failures
• The more I adore you, the more I fear failure in your eyes
• Catastrophic Cascading Failure Condition
• assertion failure panic
• reciprocity failure
• Congestive Heart Failure
• feeling like a failure by meeting goals
• The Book of Heroic Failures
• Dealing with failure
• Ariane 5 test flight failure
• chronic renal failure
• The Failure of Containment During the Cold War
• Catastrophic engine failure
• crown sheet failure
• The first American Intelligence failure in New York
• Laws of System Failures
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• Forced Failure
• Throw your arms out, fall on your face, and embrace failure
• failure to feed
• Propagation failure
• Failure of the Gallipoli Campaign
• failure analysis
• To the peace movement, on the night of its failure
• failure (user)
• Failure to thrive
• liver failure
• Wind Typecasting Failure
• AbSoLuTe fAiLuRe (user)
• 9/11 as intelligence failure
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Failure Mode Effect Analysis
• acute renal failure
• Total Failure (user)
• the power failure is a sudden sea. the wail of the tornado siren thrashes in the slack of the sail.
• Failures of the Turing Test
• Worse Than Failure
• A Complete History of My Sexual Failures
• Failure to Launch
• The failure of proclaimed faith to coincide with action
• The failure of faith proclaimed to comport with action
• Your earthquake generator is a seismic failure, Dr. Destruction! Mind if I shake things up?
• Synchronizing Nokia Phones with USB Data Cable Failure
• Failure Is an Option: Why Music Students Are Jealous of Aphex Twin
• The Failure of a Theistic Cohesion
• The School of Failure
• intelligence failure
• The reason for vehicle Headlight failure
• ongoing failure
• a failure as human beings
• Fallout 76: a Cavalcade of Failure
• the failure of linearity
• learning is a balance between success and failure
• every word i write is an exhibit of my failure
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• If I had a nickel...
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• We had to destroy _____ in order to save it
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• The best teacher I ever had
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I had pleasant times as well
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• I was a young boy that had big plans
• If I Had $1000000
• If I only had a brain
• Miss Lucy had a Steamboat
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Jobs I've Had
• Neatest trip I've had
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• Kidney (user)
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• The death of a man I had never known
• I had my balls shaved
• had a few
• The nuns had it coming
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• i had a dream about the future
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• I Had Always Known
• I wish I had my own orchestra
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• When you had left our pirate fold
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I had cool friends in high school
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• We had silent conversations
• If I Had Known
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• I just had this thought of summer past
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• I Had No Right
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union

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