Findings:
- If you have to cry, do it in the shower
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Beautiful things that have made you cry
- Stupid's Cries
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
- 'Lets Go Shopping' is the cry of the True Lunatic
- Have you let Emacs into your heart?
- Let them have Festivas
- You have far too much time on your hands
- And that's why I won't have sex with you
- I have the power
- Pretending you have Tourette's syndrome
- Have you told your parents you're gay?
- old computers have a hunger for flesh
- The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
- I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- We have had enough of your beige
- Penis size and impregnation
- Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
- Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
- Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
- Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
- I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
- blondes have more fun
- How to have an epileptic fit
- I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
- I Have Zero Fish_root (category)
- the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- Sussex girls have the longest legs
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
- Cry for San Francisco
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- I cry your mercy--pity--love!--aye, love!
- Cry me a river
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
- Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
- The best phone call I could have made tonight
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- I know I have been dreaming
- you have to be kidding
- I have children; therefore I am better than you
- Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
- Have a Honeymoon with yourself
- At least I didn't have to pay...
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- The campaign to have Jedi registered as a religion through the national census
- Only Angels Have Wings
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Sex in a small car
- Dead people I have known
- Can I have a light?
- Actors who have played Hitler
- Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
- Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
- I still have a lot of exploring to do
- you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- painting stars that have not come to be
- I have to return some videotapes
- I have a sick mind. I like to hump myself against shelled clams and sing Oasis songs.
- Sky Cries Mary
- The boy who cried censorship
- Ten years later my mother cried again
- I saw her clothes piled on the floor, and I cried for her
- Matty Cries
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- New zombies have been animated to replace the old
- They have potential, if they only applied themselves
- I laughed the loudest, who'd have known?
- Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy the music?
- Have A Safe Weekend
- Where the streets have no name
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- People want what they cannot have
- For God's sake, just have another election
- The screen where you have to press reset
- Type A blood
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
- Fish have no concept of fire
- Why I have a fear of breasts
- The days of wonder have come at last
- Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
- You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
- Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
- I have no scars. I have never loved.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- To have and to hold
- I am not gay. I have never been gay.
- I appear to have been misinformed
- It furthers one to have somewhere to go
- Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
- when all the white horses have broken free
- There's no "proper" way to cry politely in public
- It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
- hue and cry
- The day my best friend cried
- We have nothing to fear but fear itself
- Does a cow have the Buddha nature?
- The "How many partners have you had" question
- Keep your mouth shut until you have changed something
- The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
- I have never
- If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
- I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
- Stereotypes have to start somewhere
- They are angry and they have been lied to
- I have a punklin and you don't
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
- The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
- I have to go to the bathroom
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- If you have to ask, you can't afford it
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
- Have got
- Intellectual property laws have gone too far
- We have a map of the piano
- I have no idea!!_root (category)
- we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
- Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
- sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
- We have science and confidence
- I have glimpses that are novels
- Cry Cry Cry
- No Woman No Cry
- Cry Freetown
- Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
- I have lots of gay friends
- Skinny people have it bad, too
- We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- We have eleven toes on each hand, and we walk softly
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- How many times have we fallen in love?
- Does Everything2 have the Buddha nature?
- Why electrical cords have holes in the prongs
- What lips my lips have kissed
- E.T. may have helped us evolve
- The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
- Why black women have so few wrinkles
- Cookies have more calories than TNT
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
- Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
- Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
- Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
- you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
- things you wouldn't have believed
- After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
- I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
- cry for help
- don't cry over spilled milk
- Why we cry
- Go cry, emo kid
- Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
- I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
- Times when you MUST have a smoke
- We're trying to have a baby
- Yes! We have no bananas!
- I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
- No, but I'll have a beer
- Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
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