• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• all other times are better than 6 am
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• better late than never
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• I can do much better than this
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• Half a loaf is better than none
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• Much better than a piss test
• It doesn't get any better than this
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Penis size and impregnation
• There were times better than this
• better than a living will
• The Animal That Therefore I Am
• Better Than Ezra
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• When I have female children
• It's better to have loved and lost
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• I hate, therefore I am
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• Even better than the real thing
• A determination to do better than
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I am uglier than you imagine
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Rebeca Martinez
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• I Grieve, Therefore I Am
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Better Dead Than Red
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• better off with him than here with me
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Ideas are better than apples
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• I think therefore I am
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• I am at Live 8, therefore I am
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Treatment of corporations
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Better than Sex
• Two heads are better than one
• Better Than Chocolate
• Tickling is better than sex
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• What can be better than that?
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Are we better than everything else?
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• The book is better than the movie
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• CD vs. vinyl
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• Why cats are better than dogs
• better than 2 (user)
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• Better than kicking him into next week
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• better than natural
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• When I am stronger than now
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• Why do children have to die?
• A better model than the one at data general
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Khaled Islambouli
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Better safe than sorry
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Better him than me
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Why I want to have children
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• every day and in every way I am getting better and better
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• I Feel Taller Than I Am
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• Better blatant than latent
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I look better when I am wet
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• A modem is better than nothing
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• I am dreaming, therefore
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Original better than the sequel
• for() is better than while()
• Better Than Garbo
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• better than the best
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Better than Life
• Indigenous people are better than you
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• worse things have happened to better people
• more moxie than brains
• I am Joe's...
• So my dreams are more than real
• Why I am a Lucy Stoner
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• Kristine Dunn was therefore butterscotch
• Am I interesting?
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• Waking up at 7:00 am to hear your cat puking
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Am I broken?
• Here I am Lord
• 2 am Christmas morning; uptown
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Pan Am Metroport
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• this is what I am doing with the silence
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am

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