Findings:

• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• all other times are better than 6 am
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• I tried to write a node better than this and failed.
• better than 2 (user)
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• I look better when I am wet
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• A modem is better than nothing
• I am at Live 8, therefore I am
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• I think therefore I am
• Better Than Sex Cake II
• A better model than the one at data general
• Hugs and drugs are better than hugs or drugs
• Better Than Chocolate
• better than Radiohead
• Ducks are better than rabbits
• painting yourself into a corner today is better than spending a week thinking about painting
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• When I am stronger than now
• The book is better than the movie
• Better him than me
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Original better than the sequel
• Some Days are Better than Others
• Boys are better than girls: Adolescent gender socialization in North America
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Rebeca Martinez
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• better than the best
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Things that are better than sex
• Bitch Better Have My Money
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• better than half my insides
• Why I want to have children
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• better than a living will
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I Grieve, Therefore I Am
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• Better Than Ezra
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• Khaled Islambouli
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Are we better than everything else?
• Better than Life
• Undertaker, Nortel sells better than you do
• for() is better than while()
• Penis size and impregnation
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• What can be better than that?
• Indigenous people are better than you
• Why cats are better than dogs
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• My Senses Work Better Than Yours
• better than natural
• why internet relationships are better than real relationships
• Tickling is better than sex
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Better than kicking him into next week
• worse things have happened to better people
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• better off with him than here with me
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• a little bit is better than nothing at all
• You aren't better than human
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Better Than Bouillon
• There is probably a better explanation than the insidious hand of Big Stall
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• When I have female children
• leave it better than you found it
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• I Feel Taller Than I Am
• The Animal That Therefore I Am
• I am dreaming, therefore
• I hate, therefore I am
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• People smarter than I am.
• I am dumber than a rose
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I am uglier than you imagine
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Have I mentioned I am gay today?
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• Even better than the real thing
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Much better than a piss test
• Treatment of corporations
• It's better to have loved and lost
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• Better Dead Than Red
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• I am more than the impulse to be seen
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• A determination to do better than
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I can do much better than this
• CD vs. vinyl
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Better blatant than latent
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Better than Sex
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Two heads are better than one
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• Half a loaf is better than none
• better late than never
• Better Than Garbo
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• Better safe than sorry
• Ideas are better than apples
• a crust of bread is better than nothing
• Your Scars Were Better Than Mine
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• There were times better than this

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