• stupid girl questions, fighting about money, and other ways to waste time
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• time better spent (user)
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Kids have no concept of time
• it is a waste of time to piss off thefez
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• The drunker I am, the better I am at pool. Or is that the other way around?
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• Waste of Time
• How many times have we fallen in love?
• The way things have always been done
• Time is nature's way of stopping things from happening all at once
• you could have done better with this letter of yours, miss
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• a better way to fall in love
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• It's better to have loved and lost
• A simple and naive way to make the world a better place
• You have far too much time on your hands
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• How to time waste at work
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Why going to college is WAY better than going to work
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Long Haired Preachers
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
• these couplets are a waste of time; i never seem to make them scan
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• There was a time when I was a better person
• She Will Have Her Way
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Better luck next time
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• all other times are better than 6 am
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• You shouldn't waste a girl's time
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Penis size and impregnation
• There were times better than this
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• I am attracted to gay men, famous actors, and men who live in different time zones or are already taken. It's safer that way.
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• Complete Waste of Time
• Frankenstein Wastes A Minute Of Our Time
• Some better way to say goodbye
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• worse things have happened to better people
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• Ways to express a long time
• In the time you have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• every day and in every way I am getting better and better
• you can't have it both ways
• Computers have no sense of time
• Piercing is a waste of time and resources
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• consoles should have trackballs
• Not the only way to reach you
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• We Have Fed You All A Thousand Years
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• My brain and I have never fully communicated
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• How to have an epileptic fit
• I have to believe that the truth will eventually pay off
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• because I have given up any care
• I have too much to say
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Have you ever thought
• The Wheel of Time
• Hurry up please it's time
• Tea time
• time frame
• time series
• tweak time
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• Time and temperature clock
• the Promised Time
• A Time to Kill
• 50's Prime Time Cafe
• Time and Again
• One Time Pad
• time lost in life because of waiting
• Monitoring Times
• Once Upon a Time in America
• Linear time and real time
• Reaching a point where you wonder if it's time to put down the bottle
• The Red Sea and Time Fable
• Finite Difference Time Domain
• Time and God
• Time Cube proves true, Gene Ray wins Nobel Prize for physics
• The Paradox of Time
• Love forsakes us from time to time, and we forsake love.
• Time and Mr. Bass
• The most wonderful time of the year
• steam engine time
• Dean Schlitz and the Good Times Band
• Time to shake things up a bit
• Dimensions in Time
• Tracts for the Times
• Time and time again
• crime time (user)
• I still like a bedtime story
• time deposit
• Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
• moment in time
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• It's never really the past; it's always a version of your own time.
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• complete waste of money
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Office of Civilian Radioactive Waste Management
• Better Than Sex Cake
• Five Ways
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• The worst way to wake up
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Keepers of the Hidden Ways
• Get Better
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Life gets in the way of words
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Which Way To Turn
• The tattoo phenomenon
• You're going the wrong way!
• Parting Ways
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• The easiest way to find it is to stop looking
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Our Babies, Ourselves: How Biology and Culture Shape the Way We Parent
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• Mathematics is the surest way to immortality
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• The Aiki way
• Somewhere along the way we forgot insulation. It's a cold cold house.
• People have fucked up before
• What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
• Erected upon weakened ground, finally gave way
• you would have been
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• No two people read a measuring tape the same way

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