• i have to get out
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• How to have an out of body experience
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Advice I have been given about girls
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Names have been changed
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• you would have been
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• CAUTION: Warning signs have not been installed
• We Have Always Been The Party Of No
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• Could I Have Been?
• And All That Could Have Been
• We are the people we have been waiting for.
• How long have you been in love with her?
• the bit of shrapnel in my heart that I can't cut out
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• I have been showing you what a warrior is not.
• The classic Warner Brothers cartoon characters have been replaced by lookalikes
• I am not gay. I have never been gay.
• Movies that should have been books first
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Front porch, what should have been said
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• It could have been me
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Have you been a dad today?
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• You have your work cut out for you
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• It could have been a Brilliant Career
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• I have always been burning
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The way things have always been done
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
• It's been odd out in the world
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• AES may have been broken
• I could have been one of a two
• I know I have been dreaming
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have just been shot
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• For the World Is Hollow and I Have Touched the Sky
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Finding out you have cancer
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• In reach. Out of touch.
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• I appear to have been misinformed
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• What Might Have Been
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• What have you been smoking?
• I may or may not have been naked
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Out of Touch
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• you have never been safe
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Does X have the Buddha nature?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• consoles should have trackballs
• Kids have no concept of time
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• All cats have nine tails
• Khaled Islambouli
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Sussex girls have the longest legs
• We have standards AND pants
• I believe you have my stapler
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• A List of Boys' Clothes I Have Stolen/Taken
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• selling out
• roll out
• Out of cigarettes
• wig out
• pulling a quarter out of the ear
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Jesse Jackson Sr.'s Speech at the 2000 DNC: Stay out of the Bushes
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Fish out of water
• UKQCD Burn out Prevention Guide
• How to Ride Out a Storm
• How to get more out of Psi
• Blown out of proportion
• greyed out
• 'Get out of the arena' heat
• eke out
• As I Roved Out
• All his front teeth knocked out, living a nightmare
• Big Day Out 2003
• Love Won Out
• Two outs, run on anything
• cancer kids hangin around out by the trains
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• Locked Up and Locked Out
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• On the inside looking out
• this washed out island feeling
• We wanted to be together, so we worked it out.
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• Touch the Puppy
• You know you've been away from home too long
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• touch type
• Beauty and misery: A sick trend
• Oceania has never been at war
• high bit
• a bit on the side

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