Findings:

• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I have a bad feeling about this
• A reason to drink
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I have bad taste in music
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Bad and Wrong
• It's not that bad
• What makes someone a "bad person"?
• Bad technology forecasts
• bad kitty (user)
• Good Dog Bad Dog
• Eternally Bad: Goddesses with Attitude
• Good and bad processors solution
• bad spellings listing (superdoc)
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Two Bad Ones
• story of bad cupric pipes of moldov
• She's Gotta Have It
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• When I have female children
• Why males have nipples
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• you have perfect teeth
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Knots I have known and loved
• Stoned music memories
• Questions we will never have answers to
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• the revolution will not have corporate sponsorship
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• We're going to have to take Heidi home
• How to have an out of body experience
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• And Death shall have no Dominion
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Where have all the poets gone?
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I have glimpses that are novels
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Have you ever thought
• I am gambling with waffles glued to my head. I have nothing to lose.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Bad posture
• Bad Boy Bill
• Tech support gone bad
• CivilWarLand in Bad Decline
• Bad Sex Prize
• Not half bad
• Bad or missing command interpreter
• bad bet
• Li'l Bad Wolf
• Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza
• Poison and murder and all bad things
• What does it feel like to write bad on purpose
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• You have no socially redeeming value
• You have 1 writeups until level 3
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• I have the power
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Stereotypes have to start somewhere
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• All cell phones will have GPS capability
• Have you eaten (rice) yet?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Fireplace accessories
• It must have rained or something
• We are all we have
• Tools everyone should have
• She Will Have Her Way
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• painting stars that have not come to be
• I have to return some videotapes
• After years of research, I have discovered a transcendentally delectable dessert
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I have a wheeled suitcase
• Bad Brains
• bad karma
• Save a bad trip
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• Bad Programmers
• Using drugs does not make you a bad person
• Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
• Why drugs are bad
• Bad dope dealer
• Bad Acts and Guilty Minds
• Bad Santa
• Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid
• thirteen is bad luck
• Bad Stranger
• Mia's Bad Night
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Baptist jokes
• Have a buck
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Animals people have sex with
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Celebrities I have served
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• Some flies have all the luck
• The choice you have to make
• I really have to get out of this fucking country
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• Could you have danced with me?
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• I appear to have been misinformed
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• Advice I have been given about girls
• An Eternity Is All I Have
• I have failed to become something recognizable
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Big Bad Wolf
• Bad Company
• Bad Blood
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• Rejection isn't so bad
• The good, the bad, and the "Chronic"
• When she was bad
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• badd azz (user)
• The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
• Atheism as Bad Faith
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• I have Jesus in my asshole, does that count?
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?

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