Findings:

• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Dogs that have owned me
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• What have you done for me lately?
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Somebody once asked me...
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
• I have lots of gay friends
• They asked me to write a letter
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Could you have danced with me?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• I have a friend
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• Ask Me Anything
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Send me your Vicodin!
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You have no power over me
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• She asked me to stop dreaming of death
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• She asked me to read her a poem
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• You have the right to ask
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Ask Me Why
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• If You Have to Ask
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• Ask me about Loom
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• let me ask (user)
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Have you ever thought
• On a Leander Which Miss Reynolds, My Kind Friend, Gave Me
• It could have been me
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Have One On Me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• you shoot me honest volumes
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Things video games have taught me
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• let me tell you about this friend of mine
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Goodness Gracious Me
• all she ever wanted
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Freeman and me and the rest of the world
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• me mate dave (user)
• Friend division
• Bring me the head of John the Baptist!
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• ignore me (document)
• Just friends syndrome
• Kiss Me, Kate
• Some of my best friends are...
• Brought down as White, kept down as Black, brought up as None, left with me
• Man's Friend
• I Touch the Earth, the Earth Touches Me
• Two old friends meeting on a mist-covered bridge
• Write me a City - a Creativity Quest (document)
• My friend is a Russian spy
• My Lies, My friend and Mutter Paneer
• the weakest and shallowest is deathless with me
• The Prime Directive for Dummies: A Captain's Best Friend
• My New York will die with me
• work friends
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Some of my best friends are djs
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• No, we're not friends.

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