Findings:

• Not tonight, I have a headache
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• I have Gaelic
• Pigs have good noses
• Dude, you have a white spot
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• cluster headache
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• How the mighty have fallen
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Expect nothing and you shall have everything
• Californians have no soul
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have no memory of my Mother
• You have the right to ask
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I have to fight the urge to become a supervillain
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• I have thrown myself free of the yoke of arrogance.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• The people that walked in darkness have seen a great light
• the dreams that should have died
• painting stars that have come to be
• Have a Safe Flight
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• I have a friend
• Do what you have to do
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• You Can't Have Mary
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Have you ever made a just man?
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Goddammit, I should never have built that giant killer robot
• But I have seen the sun just once
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• All cats have nine tails
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Would ye have a young Virgin of fifteen Years
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• it's mine, and you can't have it
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• The Monkeys Have Trouble
• We are scarred, grizzled veterans of wars you'll never have to fight
• Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• What We Have Known
• What have you been smoking?
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• The revolution is over, and we have lost
• What have I to fear, leaning on the everlasting arms?
• you would have been
• consoles should have trackballs
• Ack! Instant grits have fouled my keyboard!
• Ack! I have a leftover bit!
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Penis for a day
• Astro City #5
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• Mrs. Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter
• I want to have dinner with Shakespeare
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Houston, this is god. We have a problem.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• And What Have You Done With My Body God?
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• What I have learned from being fired
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• How long have you been in love with her?
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
• Headache (user)
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Questions I have had today
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• I have a bad feeling about this
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Proof that you have 11 fingers
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Computers have no sense of time
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You have been paroled from participation in the Capitalist Project
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
• They could have saved Kevin
• Ghosts I have known
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• you're not alive until you have nothing left to lose
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• based on events that may have happened
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• Does the sun have a mother?
• She's Gotta Have It
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• When I have female children
• Why males have nipples
• I have no browser and I must node!
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• Best homenode bits of accounts I have deleted
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• I have too many clothes
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I feel I have committed murder
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• In the time you have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy

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