Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I have a baby alien growing inside my skull, and sometimes it makes me do strange things"

• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Growing older makes me depressed
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Sometimes it hurts, makes me smile, sets me floating distant
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Do these jeans make my dick look small?
• You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
• Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Me and my baby at the Phil Collins concert
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Why males have nipples
• Blind me with your 1000-watt smile, baby
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• Do not make illegal copies of this disc
• Do you know me?
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• How Do You Want Me?
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• How to win the gold and make a baby cry
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Smoke that cigarette fast, baby. You've got less time than me.
• How do you make God laugh?
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Please Make Noises which Do Not Signify
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• The full moon made me do it
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• Please do not bring me flowers
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• You know you want me, baby!
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• I do not fit inside my body
• Do you think it's me?
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
• I do have some things to hide
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• Teenage bride with a baby inside, getting high on information
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• How much money do you make?
• You Do Something To Me
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Boobies do not make the world go round
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Do you like me?
• Things to Make and Do
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
• What to do if you have bad credit
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• And if you do, make backups
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Why Do You Love Me?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• do. make. live.
• Strange Things To Do With Cake
• how do i make a backyard bomb
• Blog me, baby (e2poll)
• Baby makes three
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• The tattoo phenomenon
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• Hey sir, that handicapped boy done throw a baby at me!
• How long do babies sleep?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Do what you have to do
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Nodeshell, Nodeshell, give me your answer, do.
• Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Why onions make your eyes water
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• That which I should have done I did not do
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• The Devil made me do it
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• Breeders: your children do not make you superior
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• What Do I Do With Me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• The make do gift
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• How do you make a life matter?
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• You, standing
• Do Make Say Think
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
• Why do children have to die?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about

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