Findings:
- Tell me a story about bunnies
- What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
- Ten things I hate about restaurant customers
- let me tell you about this friend of mine
- It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
- Tell me a story about trains
- Tell me about your secret places
- Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- let me hate for you
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- let me tell you something about ghosts
- Tell me a story about brains
- Tell me a story about elephants
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- tell me a story about really being undead
- Tell me a story about flowers
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- 10 Things I Hate About You
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- Tell me a story about rains
- Tell me a story about clouds
- tell me a story about lesbians
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- What a Shame About Me
- She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Tell me a story about being really alive
- tell me a story about sandcastles
- Tell me a story about drains
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
- Tell me about your faith
- Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
- You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- Tell me about my contradictions
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- Don't tell me about her
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- What I hate about working on code with others
- Ask me about Loom
- Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
- O tell me the truth about love
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- Something I hate about email
- Tell me about yourself. Tell me everything.
- Tell me a story about cranes
- He Hate Me
- A Book about Me, by Me Myself
- Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
- Movies about giant ants
- She tells me she drives a truck.
- Answering Questions About Your Employment at the NSA
- Faster, the Acceleration of Just About Everything
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Modern times leave us dazed and confused about dating
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Misconceptions About Giftedness
- What is E2? (document)
- Is lying about the reason for war an impeachable offense?
- Turing (A Novel about Computation)
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- Achewood is a comic strip about cats, and one otter, and one bear.
- You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
- Odd facts about the human body
- What I talk about when I talk about running
- A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
- It's better to be hated than ignored
- Hate the sin, love the sinner
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- Defenders of the Hate
- When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
- I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
- -Me- (user)
- Timor mortis conturbat me
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Gag me with a spoon
- Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
- Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
- You Run Deep in Me
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- O Me! O Life!
- To the man who keeps happening to me
- Wash Me!
- I know they are watching me
- Come home with me
- Thursdays were created to torture me
- Indemnify and Save Me Harmless!!!
- Call me a berry-picking, pony-touching star-marveler
- Infamy, infamy they've all got it in for me!
- Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- make me hurt you
- Lay me down in this long grass
- Don't Say You Love Me
- It's Greek to Me
- Sing Along With Me
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
- Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
- Love me the way that I love you
- Make Me Mommy
- A Girl Called January Is Talking to Me
- Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
- She loves me, she loves me not
- Loves me like a bottle
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
- My northerliness allowed me to see bears
- Super Size Me
- There is nothing growing here, in the space between she and me
- You and Me
- I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
- let's try me (user)
- I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
- Shag Me Up The Botty (user)
- mes (user)
- Sing me songs of nights to come
- Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
- Me with you, lucky me
- and give it to me, in the dark, behind shivering curtains
- Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
- leave me alone
- You Heard Me
- The good thing about using a horribly outdated file system
- The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
- She looks at me and she laughs
- Feeble Prozac poetry about exploding nipples
- Cut me some slack
- Stories about the injury of male genitalia
- There is something about airports and bus terminals
- a narrative about my relationship
- Arguments about definitions are irrelevant
- Drugs Or Me
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- nodes about nodes about nodes about nodes
- Don't Worry About the Government
- All About Nothing
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- What caterpillars dream about during metamorphosis
- The things she wonders about
- The truth about Montrachet
- Uncovered: The Whole Truth About The Iraq War
- Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- All about a Bombay dance bar.
- Songs About Fucking
- Drive: The Surprising Truth About What Motivates Us
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