Findings:

• I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• I am so an American
• I am so fucking happy
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• So much it scares me
• Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• As much fun as watching paint dry
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• I sometimes think I am too much
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• I Am America (And So Can You!)
• Why I love Pascal so much
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• So Much for Dreaming
• I hate, therefore I am
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• so much to say
• You make it so hard to hate
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• So Much For the Afterglow
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• i am so random (user)
• 'T is so much joy!
• Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
• Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
• So much nothing
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I am still so lost, I am
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
• I am not anyone's "type" so far
• I am that person I was watching
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
• Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
• It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
• So Much for the Ten Year Plan
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
• I am sitting in a room
• I Am the Very Model of a Modern Vegetarian
• I am Providence
• no more stupid, i am full
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• I am Woodnot
• Am I asleep? Have I slept?
• I am dog (user)
• I am reading the wall. They are wall-words.
• InBetween City, 4: printers still exist and are still misunderstood and hated irrationally
• Hate the sin, love the sinner
• Another reason to hate cats
• Live and Run and Hate
• I hate this god damn robot
• I Hate Sunday School
• this hate we could call love
• Too much bandwidth
• Much Madness is divinest Sense
• Thinking too much
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• Don't stand so close to me
• You're So Vain
• So that's what they call it nowadays?
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Official Rationalization: Why I See So Many Freaks in the City
• What makes her so cute?
• So you sit, trying to write...
• To Daisies, not to shut so soon
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• It is so quiet in here, let's turn on the ocean
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• That's So Raven
• Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• So I hired an axe murderer: A strikethrough-ridden look at reference checking
• so pretentious I can't even breathe
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• television resistance
• television war
• Murder by Television
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• And Dawn a Watching of the Windowed Sky
• Why I am neurotic about love
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I am a horrible driver
• I Am the Clay
• I am the boss of you
• Why am I writing this?
• I am three, she said
• Haus am Checkpoint Charlie
• I say I am
• I am no longer the youngest
• I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
• I am a veteran of public transportation
• I am hiphop
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• I am a Hobo. I am not a lonesome Hobo.
• I am new and learning
• I am in a metal band. What do I name it?
• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• I am afraid to write tonight, but I must.
• I am the wind dreaming that I am a man.
• I hate myself and want to die
• Node hate
• hate mail
• God Hates Us All
• Love Is The New Hate
• god hates fags
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Obsession hurt too much
• Don't Know Much
• Days when art is too much to bear
• There isn't much to interpret, just the essence of man laid bare
• every so often
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• You are so human
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• The night was alive, and so was I
• no beer, so Henry orders a double espresso during his parole appointment
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• So you want to be evil
• So Cal BEK (user)
• I was doing so well.
• And so, the countdown nears an end.
• Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
• Attempting to harness the engine of our own destruction, only humans are so foolish.
• They're working on a six year drought (just so you know)
• The television will not be revolutionized
• Canadian television
• Viewer supported television
• Watching TV
• Watching the Teleological Argument in action
• watching (user)
• I am the Walrus

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