• I hate myself right now
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• I Bind Unto Myself Today
• I Hate Myself
• I hate myself and want to die
• I take myself dancing
• Every day, in every way, I strive to be a danger to myself and others
• a dream was faintly clinging to my fingertips. accidentally i brushed my lips, poisoning myself.
• I find myself here
• today, a moment of understanding
• The World Today
• You smile upon your friend to-day
• The weather is moving the wrong way today.
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• Two Minutes Hate
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Johnny hates Jazz
• I hate this god damn robot
• I Hate Sunday School
• I left myself at the Airport
• I can't stop torturing myself
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• To-day
• Today I buried my grandma
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Today I clean her little fingerprints from my window
• Critical Thinking Crisis of Today
• Hates
• I hate you, Milkman Dan
• You become the people you hate
• Devil Bunny Hates the Earth
• I hate Minnesota Nazis
• god hates fags
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• Thinking myself in circles
• I punch myself often (user)
• that pain was something I needed, and probably did to myself
• Today your little boy is sprouting ten fingers and shedding his tail
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Remember Today
• If Jesus Came Back Today
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• What I hate about working on code with others
• Cats hate computers
• Recipe for Hate
• I Hated, Hated, Hated This Movie
• Contributions to the Semantics of Hate and Love
• Love To Hate You
• You Enjoy Myself
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I can only speak for myself
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• Today I found a sparrow near death
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Here Today, Gone Tomorrow
• Avignon today
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I hate you all
• Why I hate showering
• Theatre of Hate
• Defenders of the Hate
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Japan, the Beautiful, and Myself
• i commit myself to the soft grass below!
• Perpetual reminder to myself: good sex is possible
• Casting the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen today
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Today is the longest day of year
• I know why it isn't raining today.
• Love and Hate
• Rednecks hating Canada
• The feared, the hated, the foolish, the lost...
• hate / love (user)
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The day I punched myself in the face
• Notes to Myself
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• Someone jumped off the San Diego-Coronado Bay Bridge today
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• There's a wrinkle in the sky today
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Problems with flying today
• I hate God
• Somewhere between love and hate
• I Hate it Here
• Hate Ashbury
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Things I learned about myself this week that I want to remember
• I can do it myself
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Today
• Today's special value
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• King's Quest VI - Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• Hate crime hoaxes in American colleges
• I Hate Trick or Treat
• Ten things I hate about restaurant customers
• Don't hate the player, hate the game
• I hate everything
• Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
• Questions I Ask Myself At Night In Bed
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• the last time I surprised myself
• Time Has Come Today
• Today, just for once
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• Student #478993320 went on a shooting rampage today
• her today and gone tomorrow
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Onion-Flavored Candy (Why I Hate Tupperware)
• let me hate for you
• Out with the Hated Irish!
• hate (user)
• The first iron-on transfer I made myself was controversial
• I Touch Myself
• Today Is The Day That India's Population Hits 1,000,000,000
• Five Things I Am Thankful For Today
• I think you are my favorite today. Is that ok?
• Speak offensive Japanese today!
• The Cult of the Amateur: How Today's Internet is Killing Our Culture
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• I hate waiting
• Well, then, I hate Thee, unrighteous picture
• On love and hate
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• If there is a God, I hate her
• What I learned about myself this year, 1999
• Against you I will fling myself, unvanquished and unyielding, O Death!
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Performance Today
• It feels so fine to be a fish today
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• Today I'm glad I work in a diner
• Have you hugged a psychopath today?
• Why I Hate Saturn
• I told you the stars hated you
• Artificial light
• Don't You Hate
• Why I hate Christmas - Chapter 1
• Saving myself for Holden Caulfield
• talk myself down
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Finding myself easily read, I wait for the explict translation
• Today's Creative Writing Assignment
• Today I saw her again
• Today's English Version
• today (user)
• Read Sexy Comix Today!
• I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
• I hate worms.
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• I hate you (user)
• Excalibur Hates Dames
• Everybody Hated The French
• Me, Myself and Irene
• If I believed in horoscopes, I'd probably keep it to myself.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• What did you do for your mother today?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• Socialism today
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• today i am blue crystal, transparent, knotted. today i am elegant sounds silent. today i am not words, i am not warm.
• The logical inclination to hate shoe stores: A Study In Progress By Avoiding the Unavoidable
• I hate Perl
• I hate coming back from the bathroom with a wet ring
• Hate Robot (user)
• if you hate your friends

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