• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
• What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
• What happens when a Pope dies
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• What happens when we die?
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• Level 2
• What happens when a crane touches a power line
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• What really happens when boy meets girl
• This is When it Happens
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Where I go when I masturbate
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Say When
• When I Was a Lad
• when strangers tell me to smile
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Memory is best served when chilled
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• When psychiatric drugs attack
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• When she was bad
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• When I am stronger than now
• His face when she fell
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When EDB Attacks... (e2poll)
• I sweat when I pee.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• When I went back in time to kill you
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• When five senses aren't enough
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• A boating accident waiting to happen
• What the hell happens to E2 at 2:15am PDT?
• Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
• How the Bush hydrogen fuel cell idea probably happened
• A Lot Can Happen
• cat haters
• Why I hate chinks
• I hate this fucking orange cat
• I Hate the Capitalist System
• Your Boyfriend Hates You
• I hate everyone
• I hate your face, that's why: A guide to at-will employment and dismissal policies
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When cats rub you
• When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• When Jet-Poop nuked guest user
• when the credits roll
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• When it's done
• i only knew when silence screamed
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• When the dark comes
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• Dreams become stronger when desire sits at the edge of your bed
• When you think about smoking
• shards of ice fly when the strings are plucked
• What's the first thing you feel when you shoot an unarmed civilian? Recoil.
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• When does a dream become public domain?
• When your life has become a Radiohead song
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• cliches happen
• What happens in a car crash
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
• hate speech
• Why the RIAA hates Napster
• I hate enhanced CDs
• I Hate Myself
• I hate, therefore I am
• God hates the DRM
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• smoking when pregnant harms your baby
• When it's raining
• How to find your Desktop when using Win 3.1 apps under NT/95/98
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• I know when the world will end
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• What did you mean when you said...
• When life changes forever
• Buying your first mountain bike
• When I Read Shakespeare
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• When in doubt, choose wings not shoes
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• Swing when you're winning
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• When the snow crystals fall
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• When You Are Old And Grey
• When You and I Were Young, Maggie
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• When we two parted
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• When is a name just a name?
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• My memory of what happened is not what happened
• Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Something I hate about email
• Melinda gets a perm, and hates it
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
• The other people who hate war
• When the shit hits the fan
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Useful phrases when visiting Thailand
• Proverbs urging caution when speaking
• When Everything2 goes mainstream
• When you blow out like a dead star
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• And When I Die
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• When Things Were Rotten
• When not to snipe (on Ebay)
• When I was young Time had no wings
• When a whale dies
• Ecological vs. environmental
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• When the roof is caving in and the walls are crumbling and you sit back and realize it's beautiful
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
• And When She Sings

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