• you had to be there
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• There can be only one
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• all the cute guys will be there
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• There needs to be a man page for females
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Be there or be square
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• There will be no more stories to read
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Who Will Be There
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right
• There is some place I need to be
• Where's the kaboom?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• There will be time
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Some things that fly there be
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• There need to be more powers
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• There Will Be Blood
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• On the comet there will be much pie
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Be a problematic duck over there
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• there will be a last
• If God had a cunt you'd be God
• Don't go there! (category)
• This statement cannot be proven
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Be a model or just look like one
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• we used to be punk
• Children should be seen and not heard
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• How to be a fuck-up
• Death Be Not Proud
• Be sure it's legal
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• habitual be
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• Quake Done Quick
• No threat should be taken lightly
• How To Be Good
• I want to be the air around you.
• Programs that require Internet Explorer to be installed
• The IND That Used To Be
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• don't be absurd (user)
• Bound To Be Read
• Nothing is too wonderful to be true
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• God must be deaf
• it would be hilarious if only
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Why War must be permitted
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• How to be a Canadian Male
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• girls should be nice
• Oh My! I had an Everything Dream!
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• We had every gentle sound
• Large enough I had to count it in stones
• Do or do not, there is no try
• Is That All There Is?
• Being There
• You weren't there
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
• There's Plenty of Room at the Bottom
• Are there any scientific alternatives to evolution?
• There is no you
• ½there (user)
• There is no difference between a politician and an evangelist
• Go where there is no snow
• Two voices are there: one is of the deep;
• There are a million girls like me out there
• There are roughly three billion women in the world, most of whom won't even return my calls
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• There is life after virginity
• Are we there yet? Pandeism and transhumanism
• Be yourself
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
• I'll be back
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• Dorothy Tries to be Brave
• Be a man
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• Look siad me Be like me
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• Be sweet honey cakes
• It can be cold in the dark
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Be My Kurt Cobain
• Starving in the greenhouse
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88

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