Findings:

• Are some species more important than others?
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Bigger, Better, Faster, More!
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• Some memories are buried deep and better left forgotten
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes
• Make oil companies obsolete! Eat more french fries!
• Leonard Nimoy should eat more salsa
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• The more you eat, the more there are
• screw some tart, raise more robots
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• some boys need a little more attention
• He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• Some better way to say goodbye
• Some Days are Better than Others
• You had better...!!!
• I wanted to eat; I had fir-trees
• Eat mor chikin!
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• I've got more than enough to eat at home
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• You want some more?
• Some things are more important than sleep
• Home surgery
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• More is better
• The king of somnambulists demands more and better moons
• had better
• i could eat alphabet soup and SHIT a better diagram!
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• better
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• better, faster, cheaper
• I look better when I am wet
• Doing illogical things to feel better about yourself
• Better luck next time
• better half
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Better him than me
• Better Dead Than Red
• Treatment of corporations
• The book is better than the movie
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Know me better, and love me better
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• A better place
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• CD vs. vinyl
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Soy curls
• There was a time when I was a better person
• You'd better sit down
• I like the curves far better
• Robert Frost deserves better
• Music that sounds better backward than forward
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• Is Deodorant Better than Antiperspirant?
• Typing in all caps works better
• Better Man
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Why underground music is "better" than commercial music
• Bugger this: I want a better world
• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Why IRC is better than Real Life
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Are we better than everything else?
• A better life through lying
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better safe than sorry
• Tourist children's souls taste better
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• The less you know, the better you sleep
• How to take better photos
• Vegetarians taste better
• I must die or be better
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• A Better Version of Me
• Wish for Something Better
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• Worse is better
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• Better warning labels
• Shoujo advocacy through better consumerism
• Beer Drinkers Make Better Lovers
• It's better to burn out than to fade away
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• It is better to be thought a fool
• Better solutions for surname descent
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• Two heads are better than one
• Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
• It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
• Second city is better theory
• Better Than Garbo
• The next life will be better
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Rebeca Martinez
• Getting Better
• What can be better than that?
• Better Days
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• better late than never
• There were times better than this
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• my blood approves, and kisses are a better fate than wisdom
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Better things to do? (e2poll)

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