• Your cable TV just got better!
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• better half
• Why chocolate is better than sex
• Typing in all caps works better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• How to take better photos
• Half a loaf is better than none
• Everyone's fine. You deserve better.
• better than the best
• How to be a Better Person
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• Go on! It's got raisins in it!
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• How the Sea Mouse got its Spines
• I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• Got Futurama (user)
• Better, faster, cheaper; pick any two
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• Penis size and impregnation
• Is it better to run or walk in the rain?
• There were times better than this
• friends just taste better
• Got
• We've Got Tonight
• Yesterday I (supposedly) got a call from Douglas Coupland
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Still Got the Blues
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• hey jupiter! i got a song
• No Snakes, but We've Got a Lot of Folks Looking
• better, faster, cheaper
• The book is better than the movie
• I was a homeless bum
• Better Business Bureau
• Better Than Sex: Confessions of a Political Junkie
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• it's better to forget
• Better to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow
• I got a good feeling!
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Baby's Got a Temper
• Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
• youve got a great body..
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• For Better or For Worse
• CD vs. vinyl
• A moral system based on more and better sex
• There's no better mirror than a child
• Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
• Jiffy Pop, for better or for worse?
• Life's Better with the Conservatives
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• How the Whale Got His Throat
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• Cheney's Got A Gun
• If you've got it, flaunt it!
• Better Off Dead
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Why cats are better than dogs
• six steps to better software
• You'd better start hauling ass
• Worse is better
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• better than a living will
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• How the Telegard Source got leaked to the world
• We've got a good First Amendment case
• What's Love Got to Do with It
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• The DJ's Got A Gun
• I look better when I am wet
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• long printf() argument lists' parameters are better pre- than postfixed with ','
• all better
• Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.
• More is better
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• His version was better
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• The karma that makes you spend all the money you've got in any given moment
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• I got sunshine in a bag
• I've Got a Woman
• How Maria got herself a pussy
• shes got a great body but..
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• Better Man
• You had better...!!!
• Vegetarians taste better
• Rebeca Martinez
• how many years, please, until I am better?
• It gets better
• Some better way to say goodbye
• How the Camel Got His Hump
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• We've Got A Bigger Problem Now
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• long blond surfer hair that never got dipped in the ocean
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• better
• A better model than the one at data general
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• A Better Tomorrow
• You left me, a 36,000 lb truck fish-tailing in the mud. This is not heartbreak. This is better.
• Is it better to try to improve yourself, or to accept yourself as you are?
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• You have got hold of the wrong end of the stick
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• i got nothin (user)
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• You've got to take the rough with the smooth
• u got killed (user)
• Sensei, we've got another lesbian stuck in the goddamn shredder (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Know me better, and love me better
• You'd better sit down
• I saw a queue and thought, "I'd better join it"
• My nowhere is better than your nowhere
• Circular chips are better than triangular chips
• better off with him than here with me
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• worse things have happened to better people
• How Pac-Man got his name
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• gott tot ist
• I Ain't Got Time to Bleed
• Noders By The Lake 2: I've Got This Nodermeet, and Its Fucking Golden (node_forward)
• ...and I ain't got nothing to say...
• Nobody Does It Better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Exhaustion is better than drugs
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• I must die or be better
• Getting Better
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• Got Milk?
• How The Rhinoceros Got His Skin
• You've got another think coming
• We've got company
• Hitler has only got one ball
• I've got a brand new anti-aircraft gun
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• got mit uns (user)
• A modem is better than nothing
• Better him than me
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Are we better than everything else?
• Sometimes, it's better to just smile and nod
• Better warning labels
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• every day and in every way I am getting better and better
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• I got your nose
• I gots a Weasel
• How the American flag got raped
• You Got Served
• Everyone picks their poison. I've got mine.
• Smoke 'em while you got 'em
• Music was better in the old days
• It's better to be solitary than with incompatible people
• I like the curves far better
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Better than Sex
• Two heads are better than one

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