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• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• he would have laughed
• Somehow he reminds me of my mother
• he calls me girly (user)
• How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• he that is not with me is against me
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• he would have cried
• I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
• Chris and What He Untaught Me
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• He that is not with me is against me.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He's got stacks and stacks of words that rhyme, describing what it is to lose
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He Hate Me
• He brings me books like flowers
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Jesus He Knows Me
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• He loves me, he loves me not
• He taught me how to smoke
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• My crush asked if he could kiss me
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• he taught me to fly then took away my sky
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• My Mother She Killed Me, My Father He Ate Me
• If you want to get to heaven, you got to raise a little hell.
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• she, he, and me
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• The day he gave me a lift
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• He who wants to fight will find a club
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
• For my father, in the event he finds me
• He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
• He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
• He has redefined me, again and again
• as if he didn't exist
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• He did very little harm
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• He called me Sarah once
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• he calls me monster
• I didn't want to know that
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Things video games have taught me
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• He died on a Sunday morning
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• He who pays the piper calls the tune
• He dreams between yesterdays, Cliff’s Hand Bag and Fade away blue
• Zip him back up, he sucks.
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
• It's better to have loved and lost
• I didn't want him
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Playing with gas turbines
• Have I Got News for You
• I've got the music in me
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• I want to have your abortion
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I want you inside me
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• What He Suffered
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He wishes for the Shoes of Fashion
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• HE ART
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• To better imagine the limits of the dried-up Martian sea, little Tatiana found it helpful to shape in her mind a great sinuous contour binding each sad, stranded boat to its neighbor
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• A Little Noder Follows Me
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Dream a Little Dream of Me
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• They Don't Want Me
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• He called around 5:30
• He Was a Crook
• He dreamt the sky bled greyblue and poetry
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• here comes your man. he's throwing clumps of snow at you.
• He's milking the apples
• Loving Jesus for the life he lived
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• Supposing that I should have the courage
• Dogs that have owned me
• Why I want to have children
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Tools everyone should have
• Even my faults he adores
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He says the most beautiful things
• the things he left behind
• Zheng He
• He ain't no movie star
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• He has spit in my coat
• What's he building in there?
• And so he sailed the wine-dark stars
• Hey hey little playmate
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• You want that I should rough him up?
• hey jupiter! i got a song
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century

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