Findings:

• I Fell Out of School, and All I Found Was This Necklace
• The day I found out I was a guy
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• I Was Lost and You Found Me
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• How I found out there wasn't a Santa Claus
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• the cutest baker in the room was making sadfaces at me when i walked out
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• And as the dreaming was danced, a sound went out
• Trying to catch one clear promise out of the jittery confused language the night was whispering
• The Tale of a Youth who set out to learn what Fear was
• Was Nietzsche a Fascist?
• The day I was showering with two black men
• As this was my generation's war
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• Graffiti found in Pompeii
• I found my friend Broken
• Realizations about reality found after sufficient higher education
• she had already found her party
• Found Objects: A Seashell
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• typing out loud
• cracked out
• condition out
• Down and Out in Paris and London
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• phase out
• How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Two out of three ain't bad
• Kirk out
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• The end will be a sellout
• David Bowie freaked me out and then some
• Bring out your Dead
• punch out
• figure out
• Are You Out There?
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom 4
• Get Out
• Getting Blu-Tack out of carpet
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
• swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
• I am not one of the millions that went in. I am one of the few that came out.
• How I decided not to stare out of a smoky haze of phony melancholy
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Lando was supposed to die
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• At least he was gentle
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Shimmer over bridges like the river was a dream
• The world was black and white
• Was the Allied Bombing in WW2 a success?
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Since Hector was a pup
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• I was there
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• It was crippled, it was heart-felt. The latter invariably trumps the former
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• Nothing Was Beautiful and Everything Hurt
• I remember when all this was trees
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Found on Bancroft Avenue
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Mister Chu found a letter
• Teenage genius computer hacker myth
• genius (user)
• out
• burn out
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Taking out the garbage
• Someone left the cake out in the rain
• laugh out loud, lose a finger
• Mother May I Go out to Swim
• I could make a habit out of you
• Trying to stomp the life out of false hope
• Out of body experience
• When all the stars go out at night
• Big Day Out 2001
• Will the last to leave kindly turn out the light?
• Guitar groups are on the way out
• And Then Nothing Turned Itself Inside Out
• Let the cat out of the bag
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Out There Live
• Falling out of love with friends
• Swing out
• Out of phase toilet roll
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Holding out for a Hero
• out on your corner in the pouring rain
• Blow out tide
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• You know you're blacked out when...
• to drive out the clinging, to give it time to soak
• I miss the way you were before you figured out that I'm not yours
• hodgepodge was just a one-night stand, apparently
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Jesus was Mexican
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• deru kugi wa utareru
• This was their finest hour
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I Was A Cow
• Raleigh Was Right
• I Was Born Yesterday
• I was a chess piece
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• If all you picked up tonight was this node title, it's time you went to a Brit nodermeet
• He Was a Crook
• Gautami was neurosis personified
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• The Epidemic That Never Was
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• She was free
• The night a princess was captured
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• Nero was an angler in the lake of darkness
• A consequence of actually feeling
• Command not found
• Phrases found at the end of interesting stories
• How to get free clothes in places with Lost & Found boxes
• found tape

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