• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• it would be hilarious if only
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Mind without body
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• That would be me
• If I could be someone
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• Where would America be without Canada?
• I never thought it would be like this
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• eternity would be boring
• The best kind of bartender
• A whimper would be fine
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Could man be drunk for ever
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
• it's expensive to be poor
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• How to be a better amateur astronomer
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• Can't we all just be friends?
• Why RuPaul won't be president
• See figure 1
• a figure howling in the night
• Good reasons to miss someone
• What if I were born in someone else's life?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
• Find someone who...
• and the voice of someone now mute
• Would you know if you were insane?
• What Would God Do?
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Stay Awake
• To do is to be
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Be careful what you wish for
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Be our drone
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• How to be an improv musician
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I Won't Be Your Yoko Ono
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• I'll be your fantasy
• It'll Be Alright on the Night
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• We Be Three Poor Mariners
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Waiting for the show to be over. In oh-so-many ways.
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• to be honest
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Kid, be a kid
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• The Bus Driver Who Wanted to be God
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• be a telemarketer
• be ver (user)
• The World (as it ought to be)
• must be joking (user)
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• I don't want to be successful
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• Where we're headed, you'll be looking backwards
• The company giveth and the company taketh away. Blessed be the name of the company.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• be good to each other
• Born To Be A Rock Star
• Everything needs parental figures
• Olympic Men's Figure Skating medal winners
• 1/2 of an hourglass figure
• Someone else's mind: Italian holiday notebook
• Someone passes
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• How to interview someone
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• What was stolen by someone else
• would
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• What Would Jesus Drink?
• I wish you would talk to me
• Who would win in a fight between a shark and a lion on the moon?
• I would like to buy you a drink
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• What would Nietzsche do?
• anyone would know that rain, so deep it flows in our veins
• Christians Awake
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All

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