Findings:
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- We Thought You Would Be Prettier
- i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- If I could be someone
- What tasty food would be distusting if eaten over rice?
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Life without music would be a mistake
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
- If you would be so kind
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- Mind without body
- You must be thinking of someone else on the Russsian front.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If I were Twenty-One I would determine, even if I could never be anything else in the world, that I would be a thoroughbred
- Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
- If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
- eternity would be boring
- Where would America be without Canada?
- That I Would Be Good
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- I never thought it would be like this
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- The Man Who Would Be King
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
- There Must Be Someone
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
- In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
- Once upon a time, I imagined she would be a river
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- That would be me
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- You mean the me that you would be
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Just to see what it would be like
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- A whimper would be fine
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- The Ten Commandments revised
- it would be hilarious if only
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- The best kind of bartender
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
- If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
- Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
- what would it take to be serene again?
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- Sushi would be what sophisticated human aliens would eat.
- If you would be seated
- The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
- The easier option would just be to electroplate the chicken.
- That Would Be Enough
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
- They knew what our pain would be.
- Forming a bond with someone or something can be liberating in some ways. It can be limiting in other ways, until you unbind.
- If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1995
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
- But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
- Mandy would be happy if i died
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- i wear headphones even though i would desperately like to meet someone
- It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- How to stay awake at work
- Awake!
- The thought that kept me awake
- We emerged on the other side of the cartoon holes fully awake and discovered we were whole
- Why I stay awake at night
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
- The end of history is the nightmare from which I am trying to awake.
- Awake in Your Nightmare
- Dream to Awake (user)
- r u awake
- Don't Be Afraid
- You will be assimilated
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- To do is to be
- We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
- This statement cannot be proven
- Free to Be, You and Me
- to be
- The revolution will not be televised
- so be it
- It could be the last time you see me alive
- The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
- "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
- Let It Be
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- That'd be the butt, Bob
- to live outside the law you must be honest
- rather be in Philadelphia
- you had to be there
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- There shall be no more cakes and ale?
- So You Want to Be a Wizard
- WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
- Never be the first to let go
- The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
- the powers that be
- To be at loggerheads
- The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
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