• I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• down in the quarry there is no noise
• you had to be there
• I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Some things that fly there be
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• They really are some out there
• What story down there awaits its end?
• mad scientist
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Growling Mad Scientists
• There is a panther stalks me down
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• Don't go away mad
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• The Mad Scientists' Club
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• We had to go away ... and dream it all up again
• There is some goodness left in the World
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
• There is some place I need to be
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• The mad scientist ties you to the examination table and makes love to you with his chilly instruments.
• Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• There's a certain silence driving me mad
• There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
• There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's Mastercard
• Down There
• There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
• I don't suppose we can wait for some alien race to come down and threaten us
• The natural evolution of Mad Scientists
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• had a few
• I once had a cavity
• Comfort to a Youth that had lost his Love
• I've had you here before
• I had a brother, once
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Mad Season
• mad mechanic2000 (user)
• Mad World, or my weekend in Afghanistan
• Mad as Hell: American Dream
• Scientists
• Mary the color scientist
• Some questions for George W. Bush
• some girls try too hard
• Let's remove some sports from the Olympics
• NSA: some pseudo set theory
• some thoughts on enlightenment
• Hero's formula for the area of some quadrilaterals
• How to read ECU fault codes from some GM cars
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• brief thoughts on some long-standing misconceptions
• Some Kind of Weather
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Are we there yet?
• There was a rose that faded young
• Hm... that's strange. There's nothing there!
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• What story there awaits its end?
• I think I fell in love with her right then and right there
• There are only these moments strong and fiery. The rest is love and your imminent departure.
• Proof that there are no integers between 0 and 1
• Look, there's God
• There is nothing outside the text
• There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
• There are only 86,000 eligible men in Australia
• You Are There
• There's no "f" in "birthday"
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is doing time
• There's no defragmentation for your biological hard drives
• There are no good Tango teachers
• the future is a fascinating place, for we never arrive there
• WoOz: 18 Away to the South
• Going Away
• Faraway, So Close!
• Till Eulenspiegel walks the tightrope
• Light Fuse Get Away
• One toot on this whistle will take you to a far away land!
• Hearts and thoughts they fade; fade away
• Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
• Keep us away from us
• Break it down
• Broken Down Golf Cart
• The Bog Down In The Valley
• Further Down the Spiral
• Tear Down the Wall
• Who wants a down vote
• Churchill Downs
• Drawing Down the Moon
• The man is bringing me down
• Tear Me Down
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom Other books by Cory Doctorow
• Walking down Albion Street
• sit down, you're rocking the house
• Sunday morning coming down
• dang down (user)
• I have never felt more alive
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• I Had Always Known
• What the Wizard had to say.
• These are the memories I never had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• We had no bait but our tongues
• two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
• mad pig disease
• Mad haTTer (user)
• MAD cat
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• The Scientist vs. God
• High Quality Beef. WARNING: May Contain Meat Scientist
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• some thoughts on existence
• Some Moth
• Some Kinda Itch
• How to navigate the Donnie Darko website with some degree of success
• I have to return some videotapes
• Some Niggers Never Die, They Just Smell that Way
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• There Is Nothing Left to Lose
• There are as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there are in the set of all real numbers
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• How to tell if there's a fire on the other side of a door
• She's Not There
• Don't crash here - Crash over there
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• There is a different time scale
• Where there's smoke
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Was There a Time
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• there's a noticer in the crowd!
• Somewhere Out There
• There and Back Again in Search of Beauty
• There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
• if there (user)
• There are words. When new ideas confront us, we create new words. We forget that there are no words.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• silently fading away
• she turns and smiles, then walks away
• Forgetting his life away
• The server giveth, and the server taketh away
• words wash away
• Faraway waterfalls
• Thrown away bits
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• going away again
• Flag down
• snarf down

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