Findings:

• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I feel like I'm being watched
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• What It Feels Like for a Girl
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• Los Angeles feels like cyclothymia
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Sometimes this city feels like an expensive tomb
• What does it feel like to write bad on purpose
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Feel Like A Stranger
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm not like you. I'm loved.
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• just like mom used to make
• Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
• acting a little like my mom
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Just Like Mom
• I feel like a rock star
• Of course I refused, afraid of what his hands might feel like
• Is this what it feels like to heal?
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• You Know it Feels Like Distant Thunder
• I'm living my life vicariously through my roommate
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Everytime I get XP, I feel like I have to save my game
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• Sometimes you feel like a nut (e2poll)
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Feels Like Home
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• What it feels like on bare skin
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Today I feel like a tiger shark
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I like silent moments
• When you blow out like a dead star
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• How to talk like Jacques Derrida
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• like, stop stuttering
• It's like that
• talks like a duck
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• fruit flies like a banana
• Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
• heard that liked it bought the tape (document)
• She tasted like whiskey and blood and cemetery dirt.
• Mouth like Bechet
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• E2 is like a hamburger joint
• love like you've never been hurt
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• Lips Like Sugar
• Why I like E2
• so i heard you like mudkips
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• Push as hard as you like. Time is unstoppable.
• cackle like a toothless crone
• My Mom's Reply
• ring toe mom (user)
• Roommate
• Running toward the edge
• feel your pain
• Dearest, I feel certain
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• imm
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm a luser
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm a stranger here myself
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• Your taste is still on my lips and I'm holding it hostage
• I'm a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm not a poet, although I play one
• replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Wine that tastes like sour Kool-Aid
• Like a Dream (2)
• As You Like It II.i
• Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils
• I Do Not Like Thee Doctor Fell
• Sometimes horror flicks sound a lot like porno
• Ass like a chicken
• Smells like a bowling alley
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• Like minded so you must be crazy
• I like women with shaved heads
• This isn't what it looks like
• Tasty like a raindrop
• Eyes like extinguished paper lanterns
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Getting an education at MIT is like trying to take a drink from a firehose
• What do theorems look like?
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Off like a herd of turtles
• Nothing Like Bolero
• A Man Like Putin
• like musical chairs without the chairs (document)
• sunset rainwater turns her sidewalk chalk-art into a sherbert delight; a surprise gift from chaos that tumbles her like tinkling bells onto the wet grass
• Love Like Now
• Like church only bigger
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• the baker's fire, though it may punish the careless, is not treacherous like the hunter's fire. it has not tasted blood.
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• scattered like so many fallen rose petals
• like voices chiming between layers
• unfinished (like me)
• For Those Who Like It Rough - Chapter VI
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• My skin felt like I was falling
• Look mom, no hands!
• "Why is my mom three thousand miles away?": Life After The E2 End of Summer Denial of School Northwest Gathering
• i love your mom very much yes i do
• This is my roommate, Rachel
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• The air feels brittle
• Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel

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