• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I used to have so many dreams
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• We laugh so we won't cry
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Head so full my mouth won't shut
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• With your feet in two separate boats, I'll push you away so you won't fall in
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• I think maybe someday I will take off my feathers
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Not wanting to sleep so the next day won't start
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Freedom Of Speech Won't Feed My Children
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• So the Wind Won't Blow It All Away
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• maybe so (user)
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Walk without rhythm, and it won't attract the worm
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have lost many things, so many
• So you don't have to
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• Write-up appears to have achieved sentience. Security Protocol B-3L9 activated.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
• maybe it's the writing about it that makes it great
• so good
• I Want You (She's So Heavy)
• Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Epilogue
• Und so weiter
• Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
• So I put the lasagne in the oven
• Yer So Bad
• So your kids want a pet
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• So cold so still
• a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• I won't tell you the real reason why I hate you, but I'll tell you another which is just as good
• The Worm of Interest
• The Worm Forgives the Plough
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• wild feed
• have
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• institutions have lives of their own
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Lord, have mercy
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• have it off
• in case I have forgotten
• leaving out parts of the truth. you have to.
• What a horrible night to have a curse.
• Atheists have no support group
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Have you come here to play Jesus, as I did?
• Getting a working visa in Japan
• I have this problem with saying "no" to people
• To Have and Have Not
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Fireplace accessories
• It must have rained or something
• We are all we have
• Tools everyone should have
• She Will Have Her Way
• Wild Tigers I Have Known
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• when all the white horses have broken free
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• So, you want to change your hair color? Read this first!
• This is what I thought and so, I ran
• stop adoring from so far away
• You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
• So we drank their blood...
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Life Is So Good
• Why native Australian animals are so unusual
• Brenda, your brains smell so good
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• all of them just coming over here and so on
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• Is it not strange that desire should so many years outlive performance?
• Voyeurism is so last year
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• I would've suggested just shooting Cupid down, but Faust would’ve objected, so we stuck with the net
• poetry won't pay the rent
• Babies won't crawl off cliffs
• Isabelle is a fierce hunter; she won't stand for the wrong prey
• Worm (user)
• Great Worm
• The Laily Worm
• sea worm
• Please don't feed the troll
• feed paris (user)
• Have you tried rebooting?
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• We atheists have a good sense of humor
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• I may or may not have been naked
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• You're not alive until you have something to lose
• Cats don't have brakes
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• we have to talk
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Gamesmaster, Gamesmaster, What Have You Done?
• Could you have danced with me?
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• how many lines of code have you written?
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• I have glimpses that are novels
• if you do not fail, you have learned nothing
• the slightest movements which I make have begun to squeeze pure blood from my kidneys again
• Maybe they heard you scream.
• Maybe There's A Loving God
• so be it
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsicle
• The Internet (and Everything) is liberal

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