Findings:
- Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
- what my parents taught me
- Things video games have taught me
- My recent perfect date has given me hope
- If an attacker has physical access, your system is already compromised
- He has redefined me, again and again
- He taught me how to smoke
- Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
- The Christmas Season has it in for me.
- Why the United States has a two-party political system
- Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
- great things he has taught us
- feline allergies
- What the rocks taught me
- What my mother taught me
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Can't change me
- What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
- She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- Can't you just fall in love with me already?
- What in the world has come over me
- My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
- Why can't my employer pay me more?
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
- lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
- I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
- My life has suddenly been decided for me
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- They forgot to give me the operating system!
- You can't fire me, I quit.
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- why I think I can't do anything
- you kissed me on that night you can't remember
- I Can't Make You Love Me
- Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
- 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
- Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
- I still can't think of anything about Fight Club that changed my life
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Experience has made me bitter
- Some things dannye taught me without trying
- Dwarf Fortress
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Can't Buy Me Love
- You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- Can't you hear me knocking
- Red Dwarf insulted me
- She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
- Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
- She taught me some moves, including stealthy exits.
- Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
- The best thing my grandmother ever taught me
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- MacGyver taught me that
- Everyone has something they can't cook
- Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
- 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
- New York State Canal System
- You like me, you really like me!
- Choosing a writing system for a language
- given to me in pieces
- Multimedia computer system displays TV programs
- Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
- Touch Me
- you lied to me
- You Do Something To Me
- Oven potatoes made me happy
- Make me one with everything
- Pale sickly white girl, why you no love me?
- Catch Me If You Can
- Let me set the record straight
- She said she loved me
- The day Anubis hit on me
- Feed Me Weird Things
- Don't Blame Me
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- Come and dance with me in the rain
- Don't Say You Love Me
- All of Me
- They Don't Want Me
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- No Rack Can Torture Me
- Tell me again why it is that I love
- I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- It Hurts Me Too
- Could you have danced with me?
- The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
- Loves me like a bottle
- Give me tonight
- One of these days the cops will catch up with me
- It's me (user)
- O Come and Mourn with Me Awhile
- William Shatner Lent Me His Hairpiece
- Leigh me (user)
- He Read To Me The Picture of Dorian Gray
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- The way you look at me gives me butterflies
- I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
- Bitch set me up!
- Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
- They love me in San Francisco
- violence comes to me like a second nature
- Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
- Don't do anything I wouldn't do
- Fuck Me Like You Mean It
- Anything That Moves
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- She is still undoing me.
- I'll do anything to pass
- Lord, you know it makes me high,
- White Men Can't Jump
- Let Me In
- Anarchy can't last
- I can't work with stoners
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- I can't live without you
- Me, on a stage, fighting
- We can't stop here. This is bat country!
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- Can't Stop The Music
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- I can't see it
- Honor system
- several reasons why i still can't talk to my mother:
- General Systems Theory
- you can't leave!
- judicial system
- The Dwarf
- Open-ended dice system
- Sex Dwarf
- An envelope from the previous systems administrator
- Team Fortress
- Ground Proximity Warning Systems
- WTA Ranking System
- Morning Has Broken
- Iterative methods for solving systems of linear equations
- Music Has the Right to Children
- Chapter 1. The Fundamentals of the Constitutional System
- The ringing has been drowned out by voices
- Hunger in India -- The Public Food Distribution System
- 911 has an automated response
- Independent subway system
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- Storyteller System
- E2 has gone CRAZY!
- Falsified minimum system requirements
- Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
- Internetwork Operating System
- Broadband has landed
- Moral Agency in a Propaganda System, Part IV
- every cloud has a silver lining
- UNIX System Administration Handbook
- What has disappeared
- Seigneurial System
- One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
- hemolytic system
- Dewey Decimal System: 900
- Colonic Irrigation
- Interactive Fulfillment System
- O Lord Thou pluckest me out
- Diebold Election Systems
- Excuse me
- Resolving disparate magic systems when forced to
- The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
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