• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Stoned music memories
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• If we were machines, we'd have the gift of being eternal and I want you to understand
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• You, standing
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• I want to live a life free of regrets
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You live and you learn, and if you don't learn you still die
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• Being a dickhead
• One Life to Live
• I don't want to die
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't want to be alone
• I have a punklin and you don't
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• i dont talk like this in real life
• Skim this life but never live
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• How much plant life is needed to keep a person alive in a sealed room?
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• I don't want to fall so easily
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• We don't want YOUR kind here!
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Living your whole life with all the doors unlocked
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Do you want to live forever?
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• We don't want this place. This is not us.
• You don't have any real problems
• I have one whole anus
• I believe love and cats have nine lives.
• What I want from life
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• don't live with your clients
• You don't have to remember my name
• I Don't Want What You Got Goin' On
• Would you want to live there?
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• I don't want to go to work. I want to stay home and play with Stormtroopers.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Another being's life
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• I don't want children
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Whole life tariff
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Sometimes I don't want to understand people
• Things I don't want to see on my Facebook Wall
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Things people don't want to hear
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• I don't want to be successful
• I want to have known
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• For the good things in life it is worth being a snob
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• They Don't Want Me
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• What I have learned from being fired
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• That phone call you don't want to make
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• So you don't have to
• I don't want a label
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• Something that may have changed my life...
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• What do you want in life, Hal?
• I want the real you - not this superficial being you pretend to be
• Baptist jokes
• Life is an ocean. We wanted to swim.
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Why I don't want The Perfect Guy
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• institutions have lives of their own
• People want what they cannot have
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I don't want a terrorist fighting for my cause
• Why I want to have children
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• I don't have a television set
• I don't want to see her
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• i don't want to think about it anymore
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• A reason to drink
• Why is it that the voice that you don't want to hear always seems the loudest?
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• I have become furniture in your life
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Survival isn't good enough, you have to live
• Cats don't have brakes
• I don't want a calculator
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I Want to Live
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Pointless Reflections on Being a Terrible Person for No Reason
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I don't want to go home
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Life and How to Live It
• Pink lemonade, Clementine, I don't want to leave this place without you
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permanent
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• sissies live a hard life
• Drink your tea slowly and reverently, as if it is the axis on which the world earth revolves---slowly, evenly, without rushing toward the future. Live the actual moment. Only this moment is life.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Dogs, do you want to live forever?
• I want to have your abortion
• We have always lived in the castle, Shirley
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.

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