Findings:
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I don't think I like your system
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I don't think I like love
- There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
- Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Just Like Mom
- I don't want the world, I just want your half
- Why I don't like enlightenment
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
- technical book titles
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- The Book of Going Forth by Day
- Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
- Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- I feel like every time I sneeze, I disappoint you
- I'm Going Crazy
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- Bikes need regular service just like cars
- I don't see like you
- I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- I'm not like you. I'm loved.
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- consulting is kind of like an open relationship
- Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
- Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- why don't you just?
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
- I'm going to run out of hints to drop
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Innocent, just like OJ!
- I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
- I just don't know when to quit.
- Think globally, don't act.
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- Relax, don't think about the way that I treat you
- I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- book titles
- Going off like a frog in a sock
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
- A kind of calm like no other
- Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- My library books are late, but I don't care
- I'm just sayin'
- I just couldn't work like that
- I don't like the drugs
- I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
- Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
- I think this is why I walked like Nixon
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I feel like I'm being watched
- I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
- The Book of Lies: Title Page
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- I don't like moving.
- I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
- love like you don't need the money
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- treat every moment like it's your last
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- swilling champagne like it's going out of fashion
- Title Wave Books
- original titles of famous books
- You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Just Like Larry
- Rape committed by women
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
- Kind words beat upvotes and C!s every day
- I think of you every time I cry
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm Just Me (user)
- I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
- Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
- Just like you
- we always knew we'd find someone just like you
- If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- I don't like my smile
- Problems with E2 user poetry
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm just here for the candy
- just like my father
- In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
- Don't buy the champagne just yet
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- i dont talk like this in real life
- They think I'm a god
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- I remember books being like air and food and water to me
- Let's undress just like cross-eyed strangers
- Questions for those who don't like capitalism
- We don't want YOUR kind here!
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
- this is how i'm going to die.
- HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- The kind who tells you she's bipolar just to make you trust her
- Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
- I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
- I take for granted that you just don't care
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
- Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
- Be a model or just look like one
- I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
- They just kind of went away
- 1,340,666 women just like me
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
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