Findings:
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
- You know you're blacked out when...
- I just don't know when to quit.
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- Nobody Knows You When You're Down and Out
- When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- beside a moon that don't know when to quit
- Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
- I know it will get complicated and I know I may make it worse
- when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
- I know when the world will end
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Stoned music memories
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- To June, from Eric
- Who i think about when i dont want to smile
- I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- You Don't Know Jack
- I don't get it
- I don't know
- If you don't softlink it, I will
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Node what you don't know
- I don't get many things right the first time
- An' the gobble-uns 'll git you ef’n you don’t Watch Out!
- You don't know fear
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- They don't know what I've done
- I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
- You don't get a song
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
- You don't know my GOD
- I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- you don't want to know
- You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
- Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas
- I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- I don't know why I read the newspaper
- Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
- Vegetables don't come when you call
- You don't know what you've got till it's gone
- You just don't get it
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- Don't lick stuff when it's cold
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- emotions others don't get to see
- Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
- Don't Know Much
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- Don't Go Out the Door
- HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
- Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
- Don't ever lend out your pants
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- I don't care what you've heard: It's hard to get laid in New York City
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I Don't Know (user)
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
- I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- He don't know
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- I don't know how to smile
- People who don't smoke will never die
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- I don't wanna know (user)
- They don't get it. Let them suffer.
- Don't go out without a coat
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- And I don't even know their names
- What You Don't Know
- You think you know someone, until you don't.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
- I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- Don't know your arse from your elbow
- Rape committed by women
- Don't ever forget that I listened to you out of love
- I don't want to be here when you don't call.
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
- She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
- Don't let the door hit you in the ass
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- Next time don't drop acid and down a dozen shots right before the rehearsal dinner
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't know what Christmas means anymore
- If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- I dont know (user)
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- I still don't even know you
- We exist in a world of pure communication, where looks don't matter and only the best writers get laid
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
- I Don't Know You Anymore
- I don't get nostalgia, I get flashbacks
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?
- dont know (user)
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
- People don't flail when they die
- i don't know what it is on the wind,but
- we don't precisely know
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
- I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
- We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
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