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• i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Being a dickhead
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I'm cold, but I'm happy
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't be an IM phantom
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• Why I'm giving up on boys
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• you know that I'm just a deadboy
• You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• You don't know fear
• I dont know (user)
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I know what I'm talking about
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• I Don't Know (user)
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
• Don't give up
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't stick wasabi up your nose
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean it isn't art
• I still don't even know you
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• untie the boat and turn on the water i'm gone i'm gone i'm gone but it's alright
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• Don't Know Much
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I know more when I'm alone
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• I'm sorry sir, but it appears that the abyss hasn't put you on the guest list...
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I don't know how to smile
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Don't you know that's a sin?
• Don't wait up for me
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• you don't want to know
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Node what you don't know
• They don't know what they're missing
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'm not racist but...
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Why the knobs on your cabinet doors don't line up properly
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Holding up a mirror to a little bird is mean
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• He'll never know what he's missing
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Go to Hell - A voting system
• I know what holds up traffic - in 5 words!
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I don't know what else to do
• Don't give up your day job
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know.
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I'm not homophobic but...
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• You Don't Know Jack
• Don't give up the ship!
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• Helping people cheat
• Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• War is hell but men like it
• I don't know what to do with you
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices

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