Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I don't know if I could bring myself to sign my own bill for cremation"

• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• You Don't Know Jack 5th Dementia
• I Bet You Don't Know When The Song Is Going To End
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• I don't know what she's thinking. She's very mysterious.
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• An Invisible Sign of My Own
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• You don't know my GOD
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• You don't know fear
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I Don't Know (user)
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I just don't know when to quit.
• you don't know my heart
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't know what else to do
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I love you and it's okay you don't know I exist
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• And I don't even know their names
• I know who goes to that group, and that's why I don't go
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• does she need to touch her own face to know?
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Node what you don't know
• How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
• They don't know what they're missing
• If I could just watch myself burn
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• You don't need a weather man to know which way the wind blows
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• dont know (user)
• I still don't even know you
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• They don't know what I've done
• Bill Gates is a character owned by Microsoft Corporation
• I don't know why I read the newspaper
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
• cover your eyes so you don't know the secret
• Don't worry, I know how to let go.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Sometimes you don't know the boundary until you've crossed it
• I don't know how to read science fiction
• Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
• How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• She knows no truth except her own.
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• Fascism and Oppression - Know the Signs!
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Draw myself into the shell, waiting on a sign from god...or a nod from hell
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• What You Don't Know
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• Computer games banned in Greece
• You Don't Know Jack
• Thinking I could do it by myself and learning I couldn't.
• you don't want to know
• I don't know
• How would you know? And how could you ever know?
• Don't bring a knife to a gunfight
• I don't understand Bill Gates
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• I don't know what to do with you
• I don't own a microwave
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• Don't Know Much
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• She makes sniffing sounds, and I don't know if she's snorting coke or weeping
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
• I don't know what Christmas means anymore
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I dont know (user)
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• I Don't Know You Anymore
• we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
• I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• What I don't know I can't reveal under torture
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• i don't know what it is on the wind,but
• I don't know how to smile
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• All my friends are cooler than you and we know something you don't.
• I feel like I don't know her for a moment. It passes.
• we don't precisely know
• He don't know
• Admitting diagnosis: Old guy, don't know
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Please don't bring your kids
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
• I don't wanna know (user)
• You don't know what you've got till it's gone
• To June, from Eric
• I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
• Bill Dixon
• Bill Monroe
• Fire Marshall Bill
• Zombie Bill (user)
• Bill the Galactic Hero
• Bill Clinton wants gun violence
• Bill's Tomato Game

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