Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I don't just say that because we beat tourists up ;), more because they have a habit of damaging themselves and getting stung by jellyfish and stuff..."

• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• because I have given up any care
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• just because they never bothered to really do
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• Hit by the realization that they are all getting to know you nodes
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• They did so because they believed they could.
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• just because
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• On getting blown up 8000 miles from home by a man who does not own shoes
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Because it all burns up
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• A sad reminder that just because you are floating does not mean you are rising
• just because it burns doesn't mean you're gonna die
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• because it wasn't just the air
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• On the Air Because They Care
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Baptist fear of dancing
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Rape committed by women
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Just because it happened to you
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Because I say so
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• a steady diet of coincidences makes it easy to believe they are more than just coincidences
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• Chipirones en su tinta
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• I smile just because you exist
• All My Passwords Are 1073, Because It Kinda Spells 'Love'
• Because I love you (in 65 words)
• because i am scared of pain
• For, because
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• beat em up
• necessary evil because of current stupidity
• Because, perhaps she was cold
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• I write because I cannot speak
• because the attachment is fierce
• Did we listen to pop music because we were miserable? Or were we miserable because we listened to pop music?
• Because I'm an adult
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• We love foxes because we killed the wolves
• This is going to waste your time because its about Martin
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• because I am only half of what you need
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
• because everything that is connected is beautiful
• My beat up old Offspring tape
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• Because I can!
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• Because I do not want to forget
• I care because you do
• Because it's wrong
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• Because that would make sense
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Do you cry out because the beauty is cruel?
• huddling in the corner because you realize you're naked

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