• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• You don't have any real problems
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• I don't believe in anything
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• You don't have to remember my name
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Capitalize, please
• I don't give a shit
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• It don't mean anything moves
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Stoned music memories
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Don't Give Me Names
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• So you don't have to
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• A reason to drink
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Cats don't have brakes
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Baptist jokes
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Don't write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Don't give away the Homeworld
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• Don't give up your day job
• Why don't I have votes today?
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• Dont Give Names (user)
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I don't give a toss
• Don't give up the ship!
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Let them have Festivas
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't have a television set
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Don't give up
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Don't go out without a coat
• Don't grow old
• Things that give life meaning
• Give a man a fish
• How to give a hug
• Give Me Leave to Rail at You
• Give 'em the Boot
• I give blood because I've got it on my hands.
• Governments need only give the appearance of justice
• Only her hands would give her away
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• You have far too much time on your hands
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• Have You Ever Walked?
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• How we have grown apart
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• You have no power over me
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I have crossed the final threshold
• It must have rained or something
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I could have been one of a two
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
• I eat them by the handful
• Xbox heralds the end of gaming consoles as we know them?
• we never hear them calling to us
• Common Heroes and how to deal with them
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• thems the sticks (user)
• Anything That Moves
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• I'll do anything to pass
• Don't mess with Texas
• Don't fuck llamas
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"
• Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• You don't know my GOD
• Don't know your arse from your elbow
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...

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