Findings:

• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• Let them have Festivas
• Don't give up
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
• Why don't we try to destroy tropical cyclones by nuking them?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I don't believe in anything
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• Capitalize, please
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• It don't mean anything moves
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• You don't have to remember my name
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• I will give them refuge in my own life
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• I don't give a shit
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• A seething hatred for assholes, bullies and those that don't seem to mind them
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Stoned music memories
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• So you don't have to
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• Don't give away the Homeworld
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• Don't Give Me Names
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• You don't have any real problems
• A reason to drink
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Cats don't have brakes
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Baptist jokes
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Don't give up your day job
• Why don't I have votes today?
• What, we don't shoot them now?
• Dont Give Names (user)
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Don’t give up the ship!
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Of diamonds and those that have them
• Baptist fear of dancing
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• I don't give a toss
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I have never held such sins against them the way that I hold them against you
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I don't have a television set
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Ginny and Lola don't work on Thursdays. Sorry, Sugar.
• Don't Blow Bubbles
• don't open the box of stereotypes
• I don't love you anymore
• we don't precisely know
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I don't feel gay
• Don't patronize anyone who temporarily rents a store
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Give one a stab
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Give Me Your Children
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Men can't give directions
• GIVE IT A REST (user)
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have asked my library to ban a book
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Have You Ever Walked?
• I have freed myself from corporate advertising
• Why should the public have to pay for a new stadium for a privately owned team?
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• How we have grown apart
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• The tendency for furries to have their species as a surname
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Why I will have my children believe in Santa Claus
• You have no power over me
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• I have crossed the final threshold
• It must have rained or something
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• I could have been one of a two
• Where Have All the Flowers Gone?
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• The most influential songs to have won the Eurovision Song contest
• better to have loved and lost (node_forward)
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood

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