• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Don't fuck the corpses
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• Don't fuck llamas
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Fuck them all but the six
• No Education = No Future (Fuck the Curfew)
• We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• Philadelphia Rat Fuck
• gender fuck
• Fuck me boots
• fuck that
• YHWH declares that the substitution of LOVE with FUCK is punishable by AIDS; man responds by covering his member with plastic
• sadist fuck (user)
• These pictures are her past. These pictures are my future.
• We don't write 'round here much anymore
• fuck
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• fuck with
• I am the god of fuck!
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Marry, fuck, or kill?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Fuck it
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Fuck you money
• I used to fuck people like you in prison
• The Fuck Fucks
• Nobody fucks with the Jesus
• fuck uuuuuuu (user)
• Days of Future Past
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Friends who fuck
• cluster fuck
• Fuck the System
• Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
• Fucked up ways to die
• fucked up criteria (user)
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• but don't take my word for it
• Give a flying fuck
• Fuck the Pope
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• Ken Lay
• fuck you, migraine
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• Fuck You Curry
• Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results
• Plan your future, record your past
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Go fuck yourself
• Fuck you and the liberal horse you rode in on
• mercy fuck
• fuck you (user)
• Fuck this, let's go get a drink
• seirously dude fuck off
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
• Shut The Fuck Up
• i love to fuck (user)
• 'Fuck it Friday' beer luncheons and other employee perks
• Why we remember the past, and not the future
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Fuck me harder
• designated fuck
• Americans on injustice: "Fuck it"
• Fuck this; I'm having butter
• Fucked Up
• another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• The Big Space Fuck
• fucks with
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• She Fucks Me
• Fuck (user)
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
• I don't remember all that much
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Forget fountains of eternal youth; we need a fountain of clues
• Jogging with intent to fuck afterwards
• The Deswearification of Fuck
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• sick fuck
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• You Fucked Up!
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Fuck It (user)
• FUCK TARD (user)
• Holy Fuck
• waiting for the future and wishing for the past
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• you don't talk much
• I fuck your sunshine
• Born to fuck
• fuck truck
• fuck you it's friday night (document)
• fucked m (user)
• fuck america!
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• People have fucked up before
• Extra Terrestrial Goat Creatures from the Fuck Galaxy
• fuck u (user)
• fuck you!!! (user)
• Like fuck, said the duck
• Remembering the future in a different way than we remember the past
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• flying fuck
• Fuck art, let's dance
• The USA has fucked up priorities
• What the fuck is this shit?
• Book most owned by American libraries with the word "fuck" in the title
• All Lights Fucked On The Hairy Amp Drooling
• The Past through Tomorrow: "Future History" Stories
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• FLQ: Fuck Les Quebecois
• Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
• Scottish Court rules: "Fuck off" is not an insult
• Morrison's Lament
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Fuck me
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• Did You Fuck Her?
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• Oh fuck, not another phylum
• small choices in the past shape your future
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Being a dickhead
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Don't Know Much
• Fuck what other people think
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Music? What the FUCK is music?
• Fuck it or kill it
• Fuck Machine
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• cool as fuck
• The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Trap. Dominate. Fuck.
• Fuck Chopin!
• Mind Fuck

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